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***Happy Halloween***
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests , the last of which left his bodily systems extremely upset.
Upon making several flase alarm trips to the bathroom , he decided this one was to and to his dismay he suddenly filled his entire bed with diarrhea . He was so embarrased he lost his ability to remain rational.
In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed and gathered up his sheets and threw them out the window.
As it where a drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him . He started yelling and screaming , cursing , and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown thing off , and ended up with the sheets at his feet.
As the drunk stood there , unsteady on his feet , staring down at the sheets a hospital security guard ( barely containing his laughter ) who had watched the whole event walked over and ask , " What the hecks going on here " ?
The drunk , still staring down replied :
" I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost "
G.L.
***MMM***
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Upon making several flase alarm trips to the bathroom , he decided this one was to and to his dismay he suddenly filled his entire bed with diarrhea . He was so embarrased he lost his ability to remain rational.
In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed and gathered up his sheets and threw them out the window.
As it where a drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him . He started yelling and screaming , cursing , and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown thing off , and ended up with the sheets at his feet.
As the drunk stood there , unsteady on his feet , staring down at the sheets a hospital security guard ( barely containing his laughter ) who had watched the whole event walked over and ask , " What the hecks going on here " ?
The drunk , still staring down replied :
" I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost "
G.L.
***MMM***
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