Baseball Nut

[knowlez]

ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY HAVE SOME FUN GO OUT AND DO SOME SCROGING ON SOME OF THEM FINE MONTREAL HOOKERS. I HOOKED UP WITH A WILD ONE LAST NIGHT SHE RODE ME HARD ALL NIGHT HERBIE WAS EXHAUSTED I WOKE UP AND SHE HAD HERB ALL DRESSED UP IN A 10 INCH TUXEDO AND A BIG SMILE PAINTED ON HIS FACE I ABOUT DIED I SLEPT RIGHT THRU IT. SHE SAID DOESNT HE LOOK LIKE A FINE FELLOW WITH A BIG SMILE AND A NICE TUX ON I SAID OH SHIT ARE YOU ALL RIGHT SHE SAID NO I JUST GOT OF THE POKEY AND HAVENT HAD NO NUKIE FOR THREE YEARS. I SAID WHAT WAS YOU IN FOR SHE SAID I CAUGHT MY HUBBY CHEATING SO I CUT HIS BAG OFF HIM OWWWWWWWWWW I REPLIED. I GOD DAMN HAPPY I TOLD HER MY NAME WAS TY GASTON.:D

[poboy]

hey knowlez

thats some funny shit

[Baseball_Nut]

[knowlez]

ANYBODY KNOW HOW TO GET PERMENT MAGIC MARKER OUT EVERY TIME I TAKE A LEAK AND GIVE HERB A GOOD SHAKING ITS LIKE HE IS LAUGHING AT ME. FUCK I BET THAT CUNT THOUGHT SHE WAS SMART USING A PERMENT MARKER. EVERY TIME I LOOK AT HERB HE IS LOOKING BACK SOMETIMES I BELIEVE HE THINKS ITS FUNNY TOO. ****:eek:

[knowlez]

COME ON FELLOWS ANY IDEAS. THIS IS GETTING SERIOUS I GOT TO GO GET A PHYSICAL IN THE MORNING I DONT WANT THE DOC TO SEE HERB ALL DECORATED UP LIKE A FAIRY LORD SHIT.HOW FUCKING EMBARSING . BY THE WAY FELLOWS THAT BITCH WAS FROM WISCONSIN SAID SHE COULDNT GET ANY FUCKING SO SHE COMES TO IOWA AND LIKE A DUMB ASS I CHANGE HER OIL FOR HER AND TO THINK WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED. GOD **** WHATS WRONG WITH ME I AM GOING TO SEE A SEX THERPIST TOMORROW. THESE ONE NIGHT DEALS WILL REALLY SCREW YOU UP.

[Homer]

Try some Simple Green

That may help

[wizardofoddz]

knowlez

better beware of strangers(stoneroot)........LOL

I think he has that PERMENT marker

better check this out.......LMFAO

http://www.bettorschat.com/forums/sh...threadid=17420

[knowlez]

I JUST MIGHT PAINT THE FUCKER ALL PURPLE AND SEE WHAT OLD DR. BEAULA BALLBREAKER WILL HAVE TO SAY I IMAGINE SHE WILL WONT TO SAMPLE HIM TOO THEY ALL DO. **** I AM GLAD I AM NOT A WOMEN I WOULD ** A WHORE.:D

[wizardofoddz]

knowlez

LMAO........

That's probably the same thing stoneroot is saying

[kbsooner21]

Nut Man

Happy b-day buddy!!!!!
:smoking: :smoking:
knowlez you are fucking hilarious man