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COUCH LEAVES THIS LOSER FLAT ON HIS BACK
-- MR. LOSER
RAVENS minus 3 BROWNS 14, RAVENS 13
Got hometown Ravens minus 3 and a 13-7 lead as Tim Couch starts at his 8 with just 2:18 left.
Pete Rose calls looking for the over-unders on the late games and I slam dunk the phone.
Couch hits Andre King for 11. King for nine. Quincy Morgan for 17. Jamel White for 28, followed by unnecessary roughness against Chris McAlister.
Pete Rose calls back asking for Blezow's Lock of the Week so he can reverse it and I slam dunk the phone.
Couch, from the 13, finds Kevin Johnson at the 1. We stop William Green for no gain. But we can't stop Couch from hitting TE Mark Campbell with the killer 1-yard TD pass.
BILLS plus 61/2
PACKERS 10, BILLS 0
Got visiting Bills plus 61/2 and just a 3-0 deficit and first down at my 49 with 10:25 left.
Travis Henry gets three yards. But then Bledsoe is sacked by Vonnie Holliday. Has to be a fluke, the guy had one sack all year coming in. Third-and-14. Bledsoe is sacked by Vonnie Holliday, and Jamal Reynolds recovers the fumble.
Brett Favre takes over at my 39. Ahman Green explodes for 28 yards, and on third-and-10, Favre finds Donald Driver with an 11-yard TD pass. Isn't anyone on the Bills going for the sack record?
Bledsoe has one last chance from his 17 with 3:15 left, and not even two minutes later, he's spiking the ball at the Green Bay 17 to stop the clock with 1:19 left.
Pete Rose calls asking if Vegas has posted odds against the Cincinnati Reds winning the World Series, and I slam dunk the phone.
Just in time to watch Holliday slam dunk Bledsoe, and Cletidus Hunt recover the fumble.
LIONS plus 101/2
FALCONS 36, LIONS 15
Got visiting Lions plus 101/2 and a 22-15 deficit and Mo Mentum on my side when Mike Vick starts at his 12 with 9:25 left.
Warrick Dunn gets 22 yards. No problem. It's third-and-10. And Vick throws incomplete for Quentin McCord.
Problem.
Interference against Brian Walker. A 38-yard penalty, no less.
Pete Rose calls wondering if there are odds yet on Bill Parcells punching out Jerry Jones and I slam dunk the phone.
Dunn's three-yard TD run with 3:49 left ruins me.
CHARGERS plus 2
CHIEFS 24, CHARGERS 22
Got visiting Chargers plus 2 and a 22-21 lead and Trent Green pinned at his 3 with 5:23 left.
Until he hits Tony Gonzalez for 32 yards.
No problem.
It's third-and-8 at the 37. Until Green hits Eddie Kennison for 12 yards.
No problem.
It's fourth-and-1 at the San Diego 37.
Problem.
Mike Cloud gains a yard, or so the zebras say, and Marty Schottenheimer loses the challenge. Michael Husted's 38-yard field goal makes a push feel more like a loss.
Pete Rose calls asking if there are odds against him being inducted into the Hall of Fame.
And that's why they call me - and him - Mr. Loser.
-- MR. LOSER
RAVENS minus 3 BROWNS 14, RAVENS 13
Got hometown Ravens minus 3 and a 13-7 lead as Tim Couch starts at his 8 with just 2:18 left.
Pete Rose calls looking for the over-unders on the late games and I slam dunk the phone.
Couch hits Andre King for 11. King for nine. Quincy Morgan for 17. Jamel White for 28, followed by unnecessary roughness against Chris McAlister.
Pete Rose calls back asking for Blezow's Lock of the Week so he can reverse it and I slam dunk the phone.
Couch, from the 13, finds Kevin Johnson at the 1. We stop William Green for no gain. But we can't stop Couch from hitting TE Mark Campbell with the killer 1-yard TD pass.
BILLS plus 61/2
PACKERS 10, BILLS 0
Got visiting Bills plus 61/2 and just a 3-0 deficit and first down at my 49 with 10:25 left.
Travis Henry gets three yards. But then Bledsoe is sacked by Vonnie Holliday. Has to be a fluke, the guy had one sack all year coming in. Third-and-14. Bledsoe is sacked by Vonnie Holliday, and Jamal Reynolds recovers the fumble.
Brett Favre takes over at my 39. Ahman Green explodes for 28 yards, and on third-and-10, Favre finds Donald Driver with an 11-yard TD pass. Isn't anyone on the Bills going for the sack record?
Bledsoe has one last chance from his 17 with 3:15 left, and not even two minutes later, he's spiking the ball at the Green Bay 17 to stop the clock with 1:19 left.
Pete Rose calls asking if Vegas has posted odds against the Cincinnati Reds winning the World Series, and I slam dunk the phone.
Just in time to watch Holliday slam dunk Bledsoe, and Cletidus Hunt recover the fumble.
LIONS plus 101/2
FALCONS 36, LIONS 15
Got visiting Lions plus 101/2 and a 22-15 deficit and Mo Mentum on my side when Mike Vick starts at his 12 with 9:25 left.
Warrick Dunn gets 22 yards. No problem. It's third-and-10. And Vick throws incomplete for Quentin McCord.
Problem.
Interference against Brian Walker. A 38-yard penalty, no less.
Pete Rose calls wondering if there are odds yet on Bill Parcells punching out Jerry Jones and I slam dunk the phone.
Dunn's three-yard TD run with 3:49 left ruins me.
CHARGERS plus 2
CHIEFS 24, CHARGERS 22
Got visiting Chargers plus 2 and a 22-21 lead and Trent Green pinned at his 3 with 5:23 left.
Until he hits Tony Gonzalez for 32 yards.
No problem.
It's third-and-8 at the 37. Until Green hits Eddie Kennison for 12 yards.
No problem.
It's fourth-and-1 at the San Diego 37.
Problem.
Mike Cloud gains a yard, or so the zebras say, and Marty Schottenheimer loses the challenge. Michael Husted's 38-yard field goal makes a push feel more like a loss.
Pete Rose calls asking if there are odds against him being inducted into the Hall of Fame.
And that's why they call me - and him - Mr. Loser.
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