Fucking hilarious two minute offense

[harold_bush]

I've watched a lot of football in my day, that was the worst two minute offense I've ever seen by the Canes. They get five plays off in about 2:30 seconds, covering about 12 yards. The finally get the clock stopped with 12 seconds left, and THEN they call a time out.....their last.

[hokie99]

Freshman QB. He'll learn.

[harold_bush]

then to finish it off the stupid player for the Canes goes out of bounds rather than just throwing it backwards to try to keep things alive.

[wsdawg]

Freshman QB. He'll learn.

it has nothing to do with qb. that is all on the coaching staff.

[Chado1]

Another one of these useless threads. When will you ever learn? Same old some things never change.



On a more serious note putting internet tough guys opinions aside I seen it and it was a joke!!!

[hokie99]

Another one of these useless threads. When will you ever learn? Same old some things never change.

Pot meet kettle.

[Chado1]

Why would you start a thread about sports on a sports gambling forum? Didnt you learn anything? You just dont get it do you?

[Three Jack]

Randy Shannon has tro call time out after the sack...atrocious!

[Chado1]

Pot meet kettle.

OMG..

Definitions of sarcasm for hokie:

witty language used to convey insults or scorn; "he used sarcasm to upset his opponent"; "irony is wasted on the stupid"; "Satire is a sort of ...
wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn

Sarcasm is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing. It is strongly associated with irony, with some definitions classifying it as a type of verbal irony intended to insult or wound. ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm

A form of humor that is marked by mocking with irony, sometimes conveyed in speech with vocal over-emphasis. ...
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/sarcasm

sarcastic - expressing or expressive of ridicule that wounds
wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn

sarcastically - in a sarcastic manner; "`Ah, now we're getting at the truth,' he interposed sarcastically"
wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn

sarcastic - Containing sarcasm; Having the personality trait of expressing sarcasm
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/sarcastic

A cutting, often ironic, form of wit intended to make its victim the butt of contempt or ridicule
Public Speaking Course -Glossary P-T

harsh, cutting, personal remarks to or about someone, not necessarily ironic.
www.dothgrin.net/stylelitlist.doc

A form of sneering criticism in which disapproval is often expressed as ironic praise.
KEY TERMS

The use of words that are the opposite of what you mean in order to be unpleasant to someone or to make fun of them.
www.bsa.govt.nz/mediastudies/

raw and scornful use of apparent approval to express disapproval. Another of London's favorite devices for social commentary.
london.sonoma.edu/Essays/glossary.html

Sarcasm is a form of irony that attacks a person or belief through harsh and bitter remarks that often mean the opposite of what they say. See, for example, Dave Bidini's sarcastic description of arena names in "Kris King Looks Terrible": ". . . these days, arena names make little sense. ...
Glossary of Useful Terms

n. heavy use of apparent praise for an actual dispraise: it is the common man’s usual form of irony; sarcasm is personal and intended to hurt.
station05.qc.ca/csrs/bouscol/anglais/book_report/glossary3.html

which is very blunt and unsubtle spoken irony.
members.fortunecity.es/fabianvillegas/drama/glossary-i.htm

A verbal tone in which it is obvious from context that the speaker means the opposite of what he or she says. “Mom, I’d love to see Howard the Duck with you” is probably a phrase you would say sarcastically.
SAT: Improve SAT Score with SparkNotes: Slaying the Fire-Breathing Jargon

Caustic words for the purpose of wounding another.
Tutoring Center Literary Terms

Language that conveys a certain idea by saying just the opposite such as if it’s raining outside and you say, “My, what a beautiful day.”
sphsavid.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/literary-terms-powerpoint.ppt

the use of praise to mock someone or something
teachers.ausd.net/classlink/getfile.ausd

the use of verbal irony in which a person appears to be praising something but is actually insulting it: eg, “She’sa real winner!”
http://www.shs.issaquah.wednet.edu/t...ised%2008).doc

is a statement or expression that is mean-spirited and intended to hurt or upset the person to whom it is directed or about whom it is said.
lufkin.high.schoolfusion.us/modules/cms/pages.phtml

a bitter expression of disapproval, sometimes intended to be harsh and hurtful, levels of intensity exist
staff.fms.k12.nm.us/~lfleming/AP%20Vocab.htm

a type of irony in which a person seems to be offering praise but is actually making an insult. Note that “sarcastic” can be used more broadly to describe a bitter, sneering attitude.
webfc.ahisd.net/[email protected]/004FA8C5-011F04CF.3/Literary%20Terms%20and%20Techniques%20to%20post%20 2008.doc

sneering, jesting, or mocking a person, situation or thing. It is often used in a humorous or ironic manner and is expressed through vocal intonations such as over-emphasizing the actual statement or particular words. The term is frequently misused as a synonym for irony. ...
staffweb.psdschools.org/kauman/AP%20Language/Resources/Humor%20Tips.htm

a form of verbal irony in which apparent praise is actually harshly or bitterly critical.
http://www.southampton.k12.ny.us/eng...ry%20terms.doc

From the Greek meaning “to tear flesh,” sarcasm involves bitter, caustic language that is meant to hurt or ridicule someone or something. ...
wyoming.k12.mi.us/014/academics/english/johnston/Terms.doc

[hokie99]

I was happy with the whole thing. Won my teaser luckily. It wasn't exactly a coaching clinic by either team in the last 5 minutes.

[hokie99]

OMG..

Definitions of sarcasm for hokie:

witty language used to convey insults or scorn; "he used sarcasm to upset his opponent"; "irony is wasted on the stupid"; "Satire is a sort of ...
wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn

Sarcasm is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing. It is strongly associated with irony, with some definitions classifying it as a type of verbal irony intended to insult or wound. ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm

A form of humor that is marked by mocking with irony, sometimes conveyed in speech with vocal over-emphasis. ...
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/sarcasm

sarcastic - expressing or expressive of ridicule that wounds
wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn

sarcastically - in a sarcastic manner; "`Ah, now we're getting at the truth,' he interposed sarcastically"
wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn

sarcastic - Containing sarcasm; Having the personality trait of expressing sarcasm
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/sarcastic

A cutting, often ironic, form of wit intended to make its victim the butt of contempt or ridicule
Public Speaking Course -Glossary P-T

harsh, cutting, personal remarks to or about someone, not necessarily ironic.
www.dothgrin.net/stylelitlist.doc

A form of sneering criticism in which disapproval is often expressed as ironic praise.
KEY TERMS

The use of words that are the opposite of what you mean in order to be unpleasant to someone or to make fun of them.
www.bsa.govt.nz/mediastudies/

raw and scornful use of apparent approval to express disapproval. Another of London's favorite devices for social commentary.
london.sonoma.edu/Essays/glossary.html

Sarcasm is a form of irony that attacks a person or belief through harsh and bitter remarks that often mean the opposite of what they say. See, for example, Dave Bidini's sarcastic description of arena names in "Kris King Looks Terrible": ". . . these days, arena names make little sense. ...
Glossary of Useful Terms

n. heavy use of apparent praise for an actual dispraise: it is the common man’s usual form of irony; sarcasm is personal and intended to hurt.
station05.qc.ca/csrs/bouscol/anglais/book_report/glossary3.html

which is very blunt and unsubtle spoken irony.
members.fortunecity.es/fabianvillegas/drama/glossary-i.htm

A verbal tone in which it is obvious from context that the speaker means the opposite of what he or she says. “Mom, I’d love to see Howard the Duck with you” is probably a phrase you would say sarcastically.
SAT: Improve SAT Score with SparkNotes: Slaying the Fire-Breathing Jargon

Caustic words for the purpose of wounding another.
Tutoring Center Literary Terms

Language that conveys a certain idea by saying just the opposite such as if it’s raining outside and you say, “My, what a beautiful day.”
sphsavid.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/literary-terms-powerpoint.ppt

the use of praise to mock someone or something
teachers.ausd.net/classlink/getfile.ausd

the use of verbal irony in which a person appears to be praising something but is actually insulting it: eg, “She’sa real winner!”
http://www.shs.issaquah.wednet.edu/t...ised%2008).doc

is a statement or expression that is mean-spirited and intended to hurt or upset the person to whom it is directed or about whom it is said.
lufkin.high.schoolfusion.us/modules/cms/pages.phtml

a bitter expression of disapproval, sometimes intended to be harsh and hurtful, levels of intensity exist
staff.fms.k12.nm.us/~lfleming/AP%20Vocab.htm

a type of irony in which a person seems to be offering praise but is actually making an insult. Note that “sarcastic” can be used more broadly to describe a bitter, sneering attitude.
webfc.ahisd.net/[email protected]/004FA8C5-011F04CF.3/Literary%20Terms%20and%20Techniques%20to%20post%20 2008.doc

sneering, jesting, or mocking a person, situation or thing. It is often used in a humorous or ironic manner and is expressed through vocal intonations such as over-emphasizing the actual statement or particular words. The term is frequently misused as a synonym for irony. ...
staffweb.psdschools.org/kauman/AP%20Language/Resources/Humor%20Tips.htm

a form of verbal irony in which apparent praise is actually harshly or bitterly critical.
http://www.southampton.k12.ny.us/eng...ry%20terms.doc

From the Greek meaning “to tear flesh,” sarcasm involves bitter, caustic language that is meant to hurt or ridicule someone or something. ...
wyoming.k12.mi.us/014/academics/english/johnston/Terms.doc

All good Chad. Tone does not always translate onto message boards. I'd post definitions for tone but I'm feeling very lazy right now.

[Chado1]

All good Chad. Tone does not always translate onto message boards. I'd post definitions for tone but I'm feeling very lazy right now.

Yea you couldnt even tell it was sarcasm because of how stupid it sounds when someone says shit like that doesnt it?

[wayne1218]

Why would you start a thread about sports on a sports gambling forum? Didnt you learn anything? You just dont get it do you?

Keep playing your games with me buddy and those other forums you talk about will be your permanent home.

[Chado1]

Keep playing your games with me buddy and those other forums you talk about will be your permanent home.

I am not playing any games at all. I started a thread about sports and a big upset in the NBA last night and you had to stick your head in along with others about it being useless and such. A thread about sports on a sports forum is far from useless but we all know that when someone disgrees with your almighty opinion its wrong right Wayne?

[wayne1218]

we all know that when someone disgrees with your almighty opinion its wrong right Wayne?

Not everybody Chad, just you. You are a liar and a fraud that has done nothing but look like an idiot here with broken promises. The last 2 weeks here were the best in recent memory and it was far from a coincidence. What else you got for me big mouth?

P.S. He wasn't stupid enough to call it the biggest upset of the season like you. Maybe if you actually followed sports down here in the States more often, you wouldn't look ignorant with half of your comments.