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>I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the
>following reasons:
>
>I do physical labor
>I work at great depths
>I plunge head first into everything I do
>I do not get weekends off or public holidays
>I work in a damp environment
>I don't get paid overtime
>I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
>I work in high temperatures
>My work exposes me to contagious diseases
>
>Dear Penis,
>
>After assessing your request, and considering the
>arguments you have raised, the administration rejects
>your request for the following reasons:
>
>You do not work 8 hours straight
>You fall asleep on the job after brief work period
>You do not always follow the orders of the management
>team
>You do not stay in your allocated position, and often
>visit other areas
>You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured
>and stimulated in order to start working
>You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of
>your shift
>You don't always observe necessary safety regulations,
>such as wearing the correct protective clothing
>You'll retire well before reaching 65
>You're unable to work double shifts
>You sometimes leave your allocated position before you
>have completed the day's work.
>And if that were not all, you have been seen
>constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying
>2 suspicious looking bags.
>
>Sincerely,
>The Management
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>following reasons:
>
>I do physical labor
>I work at great depths
>I plunge head first into everything I do
>I do not get weekends off or public holidays
>I work in a damp environment
>I don't get paid overtime
>I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
>I work in high temperatures
>My work exposes me to contagious diseases
>
>Dear Penis,
>
>After assessing your request, and considering the
>arguments you have raised, the administration rejects
>your request for the following reasons:
>
>You do not work 8 hours straight
>You fall asleep on the job after brief work period
>You do not always follow the orders of the management
>team
>You do not stay in your allocated position, and often
>visit other areas
>You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured
>and stimulated in order to start working
>You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of
>your shift
>You don't always observe necessary safety regulations,
>such as wearing the correct protective clothing
>You'll retire well before reaching 65
>You're unable to work double shifts
>You sometimes leave your allocated position before you
>have completed the day's work.
>And if that were not all, you have been seen
>constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying
>2 suspicious looking bags.
>
>Sincerely,
>The Management
Had to share this one :D
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