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ESPN is reporting that Kaz Matsui will have surgery to repair an anal fissure.
Does that mean he wont have an ASSHOLE??
First Felix Pie with a twisted testicle -- now this
I think a fissure is something like a geyser and it means he is blowing it out his ass
Here are some tips for him in the future...
Lubricate the anal canal with a water-based lubrication before inserting anything into the anal canal.(petroleum jelly is not recommended because it can harbor harmful bacteria).
Avoiding straining or prolonged sitting on the toilet.
Using a moist wipe instead of perfumed and harsh toilet paper.
Keeping the anus dry and hygienic.
When using Analpram (cream) do not use the dispenser which can injure the area. Instead use a finger to insert a pea size amount of cream or just use Carmex lip ointment.
Have your roomie apply it gently with his lips
ESPN is reporting that Kaz Matsui will have surgery to repair an anal fissure.
Does that mean he wont have an ASSHOLE??
First Felix Pie with a twisted testicle -- now this
I think a fissure is something like a geyser and it means he is blowing it out his ass
Here are some tips for him in the future...
Lubricate the anal canal with a water-based lubrication before inserting anything into the anal canal.(petroleum jelly is not recommended because it can harbor harmful bacteria).
Avoiding straining or prolonged sitting on the toilet.
Using a moist wipe instead of perfumed and harsh toilet paper.
Keeping the anus dry and hygienic.
When using Analpram (cream) do not use the dispenser which can injure the area. Instead use a finger to insert a pea size amount of cream or just use Carmex lip ointment.
Have your roomie apply it gently with his lips
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