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FELLOWS THIS A TRUE STORY... BOYS I TOOK MY OLD NEIGHBOR MR BLIZZARD TO THIS NUDIST RESORT HE WANTED TO JOIN. HE GOES IN GETS HIS MEMBERSHIP CARD AND THE LADY SAYS MR. BLIZZARD ENJOY YOURSELF THIS WEEKEND AND YOU CAN JOIN MONDAY IF YOU LIKE WHAT WE HAVE TO OFFER. HE AGREES. HE WALKS INTO THE SWIMMING POOL AREA AND SEES THIS LOVELY NAKED LADY AND WANG HE POPS A BIG HARD ON SHE IMEIADETELY SAYS SIR YOU CALLED HE SAID I DIDNT CALL YOU SHE SAYS YES YOU DID YOU GOT A BONER AND THAT MEANS YOU CALLED ME AND MAKES WILD LOVE TO HIM. HE THINKS THIS IS ALLRIGHT. HE RELAXES A BIT AND GOES TO GET INTO THE HOT TUB WHEN HE CUTS A BIG FART AND ALL OF A SUDDEN OUT OF NO WHERE THIS BIG HAIRY BASTARD APPEARS AND SAID YOU CALLED SIR. I NEVER CALLED YOU OH YES YOU DID YOU CUT THAT BIG NASTY FART THAT MEANS YOU CALLED ME AND BENDS HIM OVER AND HAS HIS WAY WITH HIM.. WELL MR BLIZZAED SAYS FUCK THIS SHIT GOES INTO THE OFFICE AND THROWS DOWN HIS MEMBERSHIP CARD SAYS I AINT JOINING THIS RESORT. THE LADYS SAYS WHATS THE PROBLEM SIR HE SAYS MAMM I ONLY GET A HARD ON A COUPLE TIMES A YEAR BUT I FART FIFTEEN TIMES A DAY.
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