Breaking News!!!! Out Of Canada

[tech fan]

Ap Reporting

"There Seems To Be Some Sort Of Hostage Situation At A Well Known Bowling Alley.witness Reports Claim A Man Wearing A Habs Hat And A Mama's Boy Shirt Was In Some Sort Of Domestic Dispute.witness Reports Claim The Ordeal Started When The Man Lost A Game To The Alleged Victim.he Was Berating Her And Calling Her All Sorts Of Names.at One Point He Even Asked,"is This A Chuck Setup"?no One Knows What This Means Or Who This Chuck Person Has To Do With This Situation.if Anyone Has Any Info Please Call The Local Authorities Or The Management At Virgin Lanes.

[molta02]

haha, good stuff tech.

[longnex]

Ap Reporting

"There Seems To Be Some Sort Of Hostage Situation At A Well Known Bowling Alley.witness Reports Claim A Man Wearing A Habs Hat And A Mama's Boy Shirt Was In Some Sort Of Domestic Dispute.witness Reports Claim The Ordeal Started When The Man Lost A Game To The Alleged Victim.he Was Berating Her And Calling Her All Sorts Of Names.at One Point He Even Asked,"is This A Chuck Setup"?no One Knows What This Means Or Who This Chuck Person Has To Do With This Situation.if Anyone Has Any Info Please Call The Local Authorities Or The Management At Virgin Lanes.

[aplous]

Ap Reporting

"There Seems To Be Some Sort Of Hostage Situation At A Well Known Bowling Alley.witness Reports Claim A Man Wearing A Habs Hat And A Mama's Boy Shirt Was In Some Sort Of Domestic Dispute.witness Reports Claim The Ordeal Started When The Man Lost A Game To The Alleged Victim.he Was Berating Her And Calling Her All Sorts Of Names.at One Point He Even Asked,"is This A Chuck Setup"?no One Knows What This Means Or Who This Chuck Person Has To Do With This Situation.if Anyone Has Any Info Please Call The Local Authorities Or The Management At Virgin Lanes.

Authorities also reported they have found a man that CAPITALIZES EVERY WORD that he writes, no matter what the word.

Authorities were cracking up at how funny the text appeared.......

[jcindaville]

[Ldawg]

tKN3 You Do Us Proud !

[Chado1]

ROFLMAO!!!

Great stuff Jerry!!!

[Kaptain]

tech fan

VIRGIN LANES

you're one sick ass, but funny "lil puppy".....

[Chado1]

VIRGIN LANES

you're one sick ass, but funny "lil puppy".....

[wayne1218]

Chad is a Virgin??

[Chado1]

Chad is a Virgin??

No these fools are raggin on me cause I havent got laid in forever and they think I am virgin...

[wayne1218]

No these fools are raggin on me cause I havent got laid in forever and they think I am virgin...

If a certain amount of time goes by, you are considered a virgin once again. It's like technology, if you don't keep up with the times, you are lost when you see it again.

[Chado1]

If a certain amount of time goes by, you are considered a virgin once again. It's like technology, if you don't keep up with the times, you are lost when you see it again.

Pretty much!!!

[10DimeBry]

how did the date go chado?? not very well i take it?

[Chado1]

how did the date go chado?? not very well i take it?

Went great Bry...