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    Twas the morning before Daytona at KB's House

    Twas the Morning before Daytona at KB's House, when all through the house
    Not a creature was stirring, not even a Chad Knaus.
    The Junior Posters were hung by the chimney with care,
    In hopes that Junior this year would grow a pair.

    KB was nestled all snug in his bed,
    While visions of Henricks Racing danced in his head.
    And mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my new #88 cap,
    Had just settled down for a long alcohol induced nap.

    When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
    I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
    Away to the window I flew like a flash,
    Tore open the tornado shutters on the double wide and threw up the sash.

    The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
    Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.
    When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
    But a platter of hot wings, and 4 cases of beer.

    With a little driver, so lively and quick,
    I knew in a moment it must be Kevin Harvick.
    More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
    And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!

    "Now Stewart! now, Busch! now, Truex and Martin!
    On, Johnson! On, Gordon! , on Waltrip and Hamlin!
    To the top of the turn! to the top of the wall!
    Now out of the way! out of the way! out of the way all!"

    .......(Poetic License taken because it was too long)

    Juniot sprang to his car, to his pit crew gave a whistle,
    And away they all made a pit in 12.1 like the down of a thistle.
    But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
    "Happy Daytona to all, and I wish I had put up a fight!"
    2012 - 2013 NCAAF

    21 - 20 - 0

    2012 - 2013 NFL

    14 - 10 - 1

  • #2
    LMAO now that is funny stuff.


    excellent work bill
    2013 NCAA POD Record

    8-3ATS +3.80 units

    2013 NFL POD Record

    1-2 ATS -4.50 units

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    • #3
      OMG...

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      • #4
        Originally posted by kbsooner21
        OMG...
        I was a little worried you weren't going to show today and get to see my poem for you. Good. You have to be so excited you can taste the bile from nervously throwing up the crown from last night in your mouth.
        2012 - 2013 NCAAF

        21 - 20 - 0

        2012 - 2013 NFL

        14 - 10 - 1

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        • #5
          Originally posted by BillMill71
          I was a little worried you weren't going to show today and get to see my poem for you. Good. You have to be so excited you can taste the bile from nervously throwing up the crown from last night in your mouth.
          You are disgusting. I was feeling well til I read that last sentence

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          • #6
            hahahahahahaha

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            • #7
              Originally posted by BillMill71
              The Junior Posters were hung by the chimney with care,
              In hopes that Junior this year would grow a pair.
              "

              ..good stuff bill

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              • #8
                Thats funny Bill...
                SOBER SINCE MARCH 28TH OF 2007!!!

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                • #9
                  Wow...I never knew you were even close to having talent.

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