Bettors Chat Super Bowl Xlii Mad Lib

[Spark]

[Chado1]

Its Sunday Feb.3,2008 And All The Bettorschat Members Gathered At Kaz's cat house Since He could not leave and go to anyone elses house To Watch The Game because all 1,023 of his cats would be left unfed longnex And Jcindaville Were The First To Arrive Because they practically live together ever since they empaled each others man meat and played hide the sausage in Vegas. KB And Dimer Arrived Shortly After placing their MAAC bets and supersizing each others combos Everyone Was There I Thought Until random newbies joining the site and making their first posts saying "keep em comin" Said Where Is Matt?.then Kaz Said I Have His Cell # And Gave Him A Call.when We Called He Said He Was Running Late Because Kaz had been harassing him all day about how he could ship his life savings to him for his "strong plays".

We Wanted To Make Sure This Was Going To Be A Great Party So We Made Sure To Ask Rook To Bring The soccer moms And longnex To Bring his Reggie bush blow up doll. Little Did We Know That Lovedoc was Going To Show Up With His arod blow up doll than was covered in even more man juice than longnex Bush one. The First Half Was horrible As We Were All Getting asked to have gay sex by longnex, lovedoc, and Kaz who wanted to search for our sausage.

At Halftime We Talked Jcindaville into bringing over his 2nd cousins for some twisted Entertainment. then Dimer and KB said "Lets Eat" that Was Great For A While Until longnex and lovedoc got the wrong idea and started eating out each other Thank God The Spark Came In Time Or They Would Not Have
calmed the fvk down in here and relaxed

It Was A Great Party.i Am So Glad The habs Won and the leafs lost just Wish I Could Forget About the homosexual activities that went on (not that theres anything wrong with that) But Everything Else Was Awesome.

[Lsufan]

Thank God The Spark Came In Time Or They Would Not Have
calmed the fvk down in here and relaxed

[TheRook]

I am getting KILLED in this thead.

Holy shit!

[10DimeBry]

It’s Sunday Feb. 3 2008 and all the Bettorschat members gathered at Kbsooner’s house since it’s his dream to have lots of men over at his house to watch the game. Monte and Charlie’s Sports were the first to arrive because they are flamin’ homos and decided to pay for the entire party. Lovedoc and BurntCrow arrived shortly after. Everyone was there I thought until Vols Fan said where is Longnex. Then JC said I have his cell # and gave him a call. When we called he said he was running late because he overslept because he was at “The 6” with Kaz and they were up all night playing sex games with kittens.

We wanted to make sure this was going to be a great party so we made sure to ask The Rook to bring the X-Box 360 and Dimer to bring the Pizza Hut buffet. Little did we know that Chado1 was going to show up with his ”A Little Feedback Please!” sign. The first half was great and we were all getting a little pissed at KB because he kept wanting us to watch the 2nd season of DWTS with him.

At halftime we talked Spark into farting bubbles in the bathtub for entertainment. Then Kaptain said ”I can fart bigger bubbles than that old fart Spark can.” That was great for a while until Kaptain started crappin’ his pants. Thank God the Depends delivery man came in time or we could still be witnessing 2 old men having poop wars in KB’s bathroom.

It was a great party. I am so glad the UnderdogKing’s 500* Superlock Play won. Just wish I could forget about the shit stains in KB’s bathroom.
But everything else was awesome.

DWTS .........baaaaaaaaawaaaaaahhhhhhhh poor kb

[TheRook]

Its Sunday Feb.3,2008 And All The Bettorschat Members Gathered At Chado's House Since Its His parents house and he's not allowed out after 9pm To Watch The Game.Spark And Kapt Were The First To Arrive Because well come on guys...they're old! What else do they have to do? Now calm the fvck down in here and relax! Kaz And his gay lover Billy Volek Arrived Shortly After.everyone Was There I Thought Until Longnex Said Where Is Reds12?.then JCindaville Said I Have His Cell # And Gave Him A Call.when We Called He Said He Was Running Late Because He was busy waiting for Chado to post his hockey plays to fade.

We Wanted To Make Sure This Was Going To Be A Great Party So We Made Sure To Ask Baseball Dave To Bring The goats And Dimer To Bring The food that only he would eat which consisted of Made to order Salads
Field Greens with Bay Shrimp, and classic Caesar Salad
Fresh seasonal Fruit and Salad Bar
Tossed Garden Greens and assorted homemade salads
Chili and Beans, Mushroom Barley Soup, and Hot and Sour Soup
Roast Prime Rib of Beef, rotisserie Turkey Breast and roast Loin of Pork
Oak-grilled Top Sirloin Steaks, Rainbow Trout and Salmon Fillets, rotisserie Chicken
Smoked Pork Ribs
Pork Potstickers, Korean Short Ribs, Beef Chow Fun, Peking Ribs, Kung Pao Chicken, Sweet and Sour Pork, and Shrimp Chow Mein
sizzling Fajitas, Carnitas de la Casa, Chile Colorado, Chicken Quesadillas, Pico de Gallo, and homemade Tortillas and Salsas
Hand-dipped Ice Creams, assorted Pastries, Muffins, Croissants, Pies, and Cheesecakes, and piping-hot Bananas Foster and Cherries Jubilee .little Did We Know That Phil Jr was Going To Show Up With His Brett Favre blow up doll with the 1 inch hole in the little brown star.the First Half Was Great And We Were All Getting sick watching Longnex and Reds12 make out with each other.

At Halftime We Talked LSUfan into telling us the shortest story ever told "The New Orleans Saints playoff experience" for Entertainment.then Wayne said "Where is all the reefer at? that Was Great For A While Until *******************Tha FIX************* Started jerking off to Tommy Tubberville again.thank God The Desiginated Drivers led by KBSooner Came In Time Or We Could have had to have a slumber party at Chado's house and we all know what happened the last time don't we Lovedoc????!?! .

It Was A Great Party.i Am So Glad Charlie and underdogkings play Won.just Wish I Could Forget About sausage swallowing going on between Monte, and KB.
But Everything Else Was Awesome.

[Chado1]

At Halftime We Talked LSUfan into telling us the shortest story ever told "The New Orleans Saints playoff experience" for Entertainment

[Lsufan]

OMG ... You think Dimer brought enough food for himself?!?!?!?!?

[robby_morini]

[QUOTE=tech fan]

Its Sunday Feb.3,2008 And All The Bettorschat Members Gathered At The jordan rule's House Since Its His bar mitzvah To Watch The Game. Muscleman was The First To Arrive Because his date with jordanrule's sister didn't work out because muscleman is catholic. The Mullet, Matt, And Monte Arrived Shortly in the Mullet's El Camino.

Everyone Was There I Thought Until Seaofred Said Where the hell is Chado? then Kaptain Said I Have His Cell # And Gave Him A Call.when We Called He Said He Was Running Late Because he had to run some Viagra over to ROBB MACK'S house.

We Wanted To Make Sure This Was Going To Be A Great Party So We Made Sure To Ask the chick that works with ROBB MACK To Bring The vibrator And the other two chick's that use to date ROBB MACK. Little Did We Know That Tech Fan was Going To Show Up With His Hillary 08 tee shirt on. The First Half Was Great And We Were All Getting laid except for ROBB MACK and Chuck Lazar. I was feeling bad for Chuck until he told me that he had just nailed Pam Anderson in the parking lot.

At Halftime We Talked Savage 1 into showing us slides on his Romance Tour for Entertainment. then MCP said that he would explain the fine art of middling "Las Vegas" style. For A While I was getting it until Poskid Started rambling on about the fine art of shorting stocks "Wall Street" style. Thank God Wayne showed up and started banning people from jordan rules house. Wayne Chung arrived to explain the situation clearly and concisely, and all was well

It Was A Great Party.i Am So Glad That Notre Dame lost. Jordan Rules sister was swearing up a storm, saying f ND, F TDJ, and much worse. Again, a special thanks to Wayne Chung for stepping in. Still not sure what a young skywalker is..

But Everything Else Was Awesome because all involved knew that it was a joke and not meant to be taken seriously.

[tech fan]

thanks for playing robby

[Chado1]

I was feeling bad for Chuck until he told me that he had just nailed Pam Anderson in the parking lot.

Oh yea of course he did!!!

ROFLMAO!!!

[Lsufan]

Wayne Chung arrived to explain the situation clearly and concisely, and all was well

Again, a special thanks to Wayne Chung for stepping in. Still not sure what a young skywalker is..

LMAO