I Love You [ in 25 languages ]

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English - I Love You

Spanish - Te Amo

French - Je T`aime

German - Ich Liebe Dich

Japanese - Ai Shite Imasu

Italian - Ti Amo

Chinese - Wo Ai Ni

Swedish - Jag Alskar

Alabama , Arkansas , Kansas , Oklahoma , Texas , North Carolina , South Carolina , Georiga , Tennessee , Idaho , Missouri , Mississippi , Montana , Louisiana , Virgina , West Virgina , Kentucky :

" Nice Ass , Get in the truck "



G.L.

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[Art]

I once had a rose named after me and I was
very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the
description in the catalogue: "no good in a bed, but
fine up against a wall". (Eleanor Roosevelt)
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Last week I stated this woman was the ugliest
woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by
her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.
(Mark Twain)
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good
beginning and a good ending and having the two as
close together as possible. (George Burns)
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Santa Claus has the right idea -- visit people
only once a year. (Victor Borge)
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Be careful about reading health books. You may
die of a misprint. (Mark Twain)
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Where would men be without women? Scarce, sir,
mighty scarce. (Mark Twain)
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My wife is a sex object -- every time I ask
for sex, she objects. (Les Dawson)
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By all means marry: If you get a good wife,
you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll
become a philosopher. (Socrates)
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked
for a jury. (Groucho Marx)
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Whatever women do they must do twice as well
as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is
not difficult. (Charlotte Whitton)
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My wife has a slight impediment in her speech
-- every now and then she stops to breathe. (Jimmy
Durante)
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The male is a domestic animal which, if
treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained
to do most things. (Jilly Cooper)
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I never hated a man enough to give his
diamonds back. (Zsa Zsa Gabor)
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Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass
all four essential food groups: Alcohol, caffeine,
sugar and fat. (Alex Levine)
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Don't go around saying the world owes you a
living. The world owes you nothing. It was here
first. (Mark Twain)
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My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery,
people would stop dying. (Ed Furgol)
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Money can't buy you happiness, but it does
bring you a more pleasant form of misery. (Spike
Milligan)
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What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you
money. (Henny Youngman)
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I am opposed to millionaires, and it would be
dangerous to offer me the position. (Mark Twain)
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Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was
'shut up.' (Joe Namath)
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I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at
my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere. (George Burns)
At my age flowers scare me (George Burns)
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Youth would be an ideal state if it came a
little later in life. (Herbert Henry Asquith)
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The secret of staying young is to live
honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
(Lucille Ball)
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I don't feel old - I don't feel anything until
noon. Then it's time for my nap. (Bob Hope)
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A woman drove me to drink -- and I hadn't even
the courtesy to thank her. (W.C. Fields)
I never drink water because of the disgusting
things that fish do in it. (W.C. Fields)
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The
trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth
or the fourteenth. (George Burns)

[MemphisMafia]

If at first you do succeed at gambling , try not to look astonished !

Memphis Mafia


G.L.

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Hidden Agenda

Banners at most online wagering sites in fine print :

We`ve got what it takes to take what you`ve got !

G.L.

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