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  • Handicapping vs. piss luck!

    At the bar I go to each week we have a 11 team football pick sheet, which includes the Wed. line in the local paper. There are around 16 to 20 players each week. Some of us are gamblers and most are just watching the games. After 15 weeks of play the results are unreal. To win this pool usally takes at least eight wins. Most of the time more.

    One lady has won three times just by her husband calling her and telling her who is playing. No lines at all. Each time she has had 8 or more wins.

    A good friend of mine has won three times also. Twice by flipping a coin and one time just to piss everyone off, he made all his picks then reversed them.

    Another friend of mine who knows nothing about sports, football or anything has won twice.

    It seems that piss luck, dumb luck and dont give a fuck wins more often than looking at lines, injuries, weather, past performance, etc.........
    Anyone else noticed this also?

  • #2
    I'll take the Colts and Broncos because I like horses.

    Dolphins are cute so give me them.

    Redskins over the Cowboys for revenge of the white man taking of the world.

    Brett Farve and Tom Brady are sexy so give me the Pakers and Patriots.

    Vikings were strong so I like them.

    Give me the Ravens of the Carinals b/c Cardinals are a weaker bird.

    Bangles are stronger than Lions so give me Cincy.

    I'll take the Bucs, b/c I want to live in Tampa Bay
    Good Luck to everyone
    Adam

    Richie: [after Gus hits a homerun] Wow and he did it without steroids.
    Clark: What's steroids?
    Richie: Something that makes your pee-pee smaller.
    Clark: There must be steroids in macaroni!

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    • #3
      Originally posted by meaiken
      I'll take the Colts and Broncos because I like horses.

      Dolphins are cute so give me them.

      Redskins over the Cowboys for revenge of the white man taking of the world.

      Brett Farve and Tom Brady are sexy so give me the Pakers and Patriots.

      Vikings were strong so I like them.

      Give me the Ravens of the Carinals b/c Cardinals are a weaker bird.

      Bangles are stronger than Lions so give me Cincy.

      I'll take the Bucs, b/c I want to live in Tampa Bay
      Yep maybe I should cap like a woman!! I would be doing better!!

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      • #4
        I can definately relate with this....chicks that win pools and stuff all the time...this one girl told me she chooses where she would prefer to shop...
        SOBER SINCE MARCH 28TH OF 2007!!!

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