Homer-can I assume those are the pick 4 picks? Thanks again for making my last night very enjoyable and profitable.
If they are your picks then we need Memphis to complete the parlay.
Memphis-where the f-ck are you!!!
Homer-you are one step ahead of me.
We want those dogs of hers today to "bite" the bookie.
Your Tigers sure as hell aren't going to "bite" anyone;thats for sure.
Homer-I still think it would be appropriate and profitable if Tiger management puts an ad on station that carries their games and perhaps in paper which states that "if you are in attendance for game in which Tigers break the record, on the way out(assuming you stay til end), you will be given a pennant or maybe bumpersticker which says "2003 Detroit Tigers-World Champion Baseball Losers of All Time." Do you think that would sell some tickets?
Maybe each one of Tigers including Trammel should autograph each one giving it a stamp of authencity;perhaps that baby will be worth something some day as a collector's item assuming of course they don't break their own record for futility next year.
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