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  • #46
    good luck Rook

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    • #47
      i will put a hit out on michael bolton if they blow this game at home.....

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      • #48
        Originally posted by TheRook
        i will put a hit out on michael bolton if they blow this game at home.....
        I would rather them lose outright then fuckin tie and us lose...

        SOBER SINCE MARCH 28TH OF 2007!!!

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        • #49
          New Rule:: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for Classmates.com! There's
          a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't
          particularly like them!? Besides, I already know what the captain of
          the football team is doing these days--mowing my lawn.

          New Rule:: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless
          you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger
          was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar.
          What did you expect it to contain?? Trout?

          New Rule:: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot,
          blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description
          for these kids: lucky bastards.

          New Rule:: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards,
          you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols.
          If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men.

          New Rule:: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care
          about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done here.

          New Rule:: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole
          aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery
          taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want
          flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's
          your flavored water.

          New Rule:: Stop screwing with old people. Target is introducing a
          redesigned pill bottle that's square, with a bigger label. And the top
          is now the bottom. And by the time grandpa figures out how to open it,
          his ass will be in the morgue. Congratulations, Target, you just solved
          the Social Security crisis.

          New Rule:: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the
          asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande
          half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread
          cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one sweet-n'-Low, and one
          NutraSweet," ooh, you're a huge asshole.

          New Rule:: I'm not the cashier! By the time I look up from sliding my
          card, entering my PIN number, pressing "Enter," verifying the amount,
          deciding NO, I don't want cash back, and pressing "Enter" again, the
          kid who is supposed to be ringing me up is standing there eating my
          Almond Joy.

          New Rule:: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it
          doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass.
          And it translates to "beef with broccoli." The last time you did
          anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant.
          You're not spiritual. You're just high.

          New Rule:: Competitive eating isn't a sport. It's one of the seven
          deadly sins. ESPN recently televised the U.S. Open of Competitive
          Eating, because watching those athletes at the poker table was just too
          damned exciting. What's next, competitive farting??? Oh wait!?
          They're already doing that. It's called "The Howard Stern Show."

          New Rule:: I don't need a bigger mega M&Ms. If I'm extra hungry for
          M&Ms, I'll go nuts and eat two.

          New Rule:: If you're going to insist on making movies based on crappy,
          old television shows, then you have to give everyone in the Cineplex a
          remote so we can see what's playing on the other screens. Let's
          remember the reason something was a television show in the first place
          is that the idea wasn't good enough to be a movie.

          New Rule:: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for
          weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from
          rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it
          for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting.

          New Rule: and this one is long overdue: No more bathroom attendants.
          After I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint like I just
          had sex with George Michael. I can't even tell if he's supposed to be
          there, or just some freak with a fetish. I don't want to be on your
          web cam, dude. I just want to wash my hands.

          New Rule: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to know in
          months. "27 Months." "He's two," will do just fine. He's not a
          cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.

          New Rule: If you ever hope to be a credible adult and want a job that
          pays better than minimum wage, then for God's sake don't pierce or
          tattoo every available piece of flesh. If so, then plan your future
          around saying, "Do you want fries with that?"

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          • #50
            Originally posted by kbsooner21
            New Rule:: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for Classmates.com! There's
            a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't
            particularly like them!? Besides, I already know what the captain of
            the football team is doing these days--mowing my lawn.

            New Rule:: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless
            you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger
            was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar.
            What did you expect it to contain?? Trout?

            New Rule:: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot,
            blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description
            for these kids: lucky bastards.

            New Rule:: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards,
            you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols.
            If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men.

            New Rule:: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care
            about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done here.

            New Rule:: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole
            aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery
            taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want
            flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's
            your flavored water.

            New Rule:: Stop screwing with old people. Target is introducing a
            redesigned pill bottle that's square, with a bigger label. And the top
            is now the bottom. And by the time grandpa figures out how to open it,
            his ass will be in the morgue. Congratulations, Target, you just solved
            the Social Security crisis.

            New Rule:: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the
            asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande
            half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread
            cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one sweet-n'-Low, and one
            NutraSweet," ooh, you're a huge asshole.

            New Rule:: I'm not the cashier! By the time I look up from sliding my
            card, entering my PIN number, pressing "Enter," verifying the amount,
            deciding NO, I don't want cash back, and pressing "Enter" again, the
            kid who is supposed to be ringing me up is standing there eating my
            Almond Joy.

            New Rule:: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it
            doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass.
            And it translates to "beef with broccoli." The last time you did
            anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant.
            You're not spiritual. You're just high.

            New Rule:: Competitive eating isn't a sport. It's one of the seven
            deadly sins. ESPN recently televised the U.S. Open of Competitive
            Eating, because watching those athletes at the poker table was just too
            damned exciting. What's next, competitive farting??? Oh wait!?
            They're already doing that. It's called "The Howard Stern Show."

            New Rule:: I don't need a bigger mega M&Ms. If I'm extra hungry for
            M&Ms, I'll go nuts and eat two.

            New Rule:: If you're going to insist on making movies based on crappy,
            old television shows, then you have to give everyone in the Cineplex a
            remote so we can see what's playing on the other screens. Let's
            remember the reason something was a television show in the first place
            is that the idea wasn't good enough to be a movie.

            New Rule:: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for
            weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from
            rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it
            for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting.

            New Rule: and this one is long overdue: No more bathroom attendants.
            After I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint like I just
            had sex with George Michael. I can't even tell if he's supposed to be
            there, or just some freak with a fetish. I don't want to be on your
            web cam, dude. I just want to wash my hands.

            New Rule: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to know in
            months. "27 Months." "He's two," will do just fine. He's not a
            cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.

            New Rule: If you ever hope to be a credible adult and want a job that
            pays better than minimum wage, then for God's sake don't pierce or
            tattoo every available piece of flesh. If so, then plan your future
            around saying, "Do you want fries with that?"


            This has absolutely nothing to do with this thread! So get the *** !!!!!
            NFL System - Year 1
            Week 2 3-2 +0.8 Units
            Week 3 3-2-1 +0.8 Units
            Week 3 3-3 -0.3 Units
            Week 4 3-2 +0.8 Units
            Week 5 2-3 -1.3 Units
            Week 6 4-1 +2.9 Units
            Week 7 3-0 +3.0 Units
            Week 8 2-3 -2.35 Units
            Week 9 0-1 -1.1 Units
            Season Total 23-17 +3.35 Units

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            • #51

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              • #52
                Michael Bolton is killing us right now!!! can you please score a goal!!
                NFL System - Year 1
                Week 2 3-2 +0.8 Units
                Week 3 3-2-1 +0.8 Units
                Week 3 3-3 -0.3 Units
                Week 4 3-2 +0.8 Units
                Week 5 2-3 -1.3 Units
                Week 6 4-1 +2.9 Units
                Week 7 3-0 +3.0 Units
                Week 8 2-3 -2.35 Units
                Week 9 0-1 -1.1 Units
                Season Total 23-17 +3.35 Units

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by xstac2169
                  Michael Bolton is killing us right now!!! can you please score a goal!!
                  They're fuckin losing man....so much for this....

                  funny how the can beat Man U but cant beat this garbage team....

                  SOBER SINCE MARCH 28TH OF 2007!!!

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                  • #54
                    It is always said... you play up to or down to your level of competition. Hence why a 4-1 underdog can win outright sometimes.

                    Still have a long second half to hope for.
                    NFL System - Year 1
                    Week 2 3-2 +0.8 Units
                    Week 3 3-2-1 +0.8 Units
                    Week 3 3-3 -0.3 Units
                    Week 4 3-2 +0.8 Units
                    Week 5 2-3 -1.3 Units
                    Week 6 4-1 +2.9 Units
                    Week 7 3-0 +3.0 Units
                    Week 8 2-3 -2.35 Units
                    Week 9 0-1 -1.1 Units
                    Season Total 23-17 +3.35 Units

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                    • #55
                      If Bolton loses I will again slap myself for starting the day losing on Soccer, a game i know nothing about.
                      Great Day To Win

                      MLB 2008 (19-23-1) +3.0 units

                      NBA 08-09 (10-7) + 1.59 units

                      GOY (4-1)

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by xstac2169
                        It is always said... you play up to or down to your level of competition. Hence why a 4-1 underdog can win outright sometimes.

                        Still have a long second half to hope for.
                        If I had a dollar for all the soccer bets I have made in my life that have lost to a team fuckin tying....watch Bolton score late for the draw....

                        All soccer bets should push if it ties....seriously it so ridiculous...

                        SOBER SINCE MARCH 28TH OF 2007!!!

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by ELJUGO
                          If Bolton loses I will again slap myself for starting the day losing on Soccer, a game i know nothing about.
                          Amen to that...I really need to stop betting on games that I cant even name a single player on either team...
                          SOBER SINCE MARCH 28TH OF 2007!!!

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                          • #58
                            2-2 in Tottenham...54th minute a winner already...

                            Rook you really are money on these soccer totals for sure...
                            SOBER SINCE MARCH 28TH OF 2007!!!

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                            • #59
                              That goal Bolton gave up was with 1 minute left in the half...that fuckin killed us....I need them to win bad....obviously with how stupid I am I put double the amount I put on the previous 2-1 POD's today....

                              FUCK!
                              SOBER SINCE MARCH 28TH OF 2007!!!

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                              • #60
                                It shocks me how ANY english premier league team who is in the STRONGEST league in the whole world of soccer can get shutout AT HOME vs a non EPL team?!?!?!?
                                SOBER SINCE MARCH 28TH OF 2007!!!

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