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>What do you call 53 people sittingaround a TV watching the Superbowl??
>answer: The Baltimore Ravens
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>How do you keep Ravens out of your yard?
>answer: Put up goal posts
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>Where in Baltimore can you go in case of a tornado?
>answer: M&T Bank Stadium- There are never any touchdowns there
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>Why doesn't Annapolis have a professional football team?
>answer: Then Baltimore might want one
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>Why is a dollar worth more than the Baltimore Ravens?
>answer: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.
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>What do the Baltimore Ravens and a possum have in common?
>answer: They both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
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>and the best one.................
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>What do the Baltimore Ravens and Rev. Billy Graham have in common????
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>Answer:
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>They both can make over 70,000 people stand up and yell " Jesus Christ!!"
>answer: The Baltimore Ravens
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>How do you keep Ravens out of your yard?
>answer: Put up goal posts
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>Where in Baltimore can you go in case of a tornado?
>answer: M&T Bank Stadium- There are never any touchdowns there
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>Why doesn't Annapolis have a professional football team?
>answer: Then Baltimore might want one
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>Why is a dollar worth more than the Baltimore Ravens?
>answer: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.
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>What do the Baltimore Ravens and a possum have in common?
>answer: They both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
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>and the best one.................
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>What do the Baltimore Ravens and Rev. Billy Graham have in common????
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>Answer:
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>They both can make over 70,000 people stand up and yell " Jesus Christ!!"
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