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  • #16
    Good luck today, Kaptain. Put it to the local Tulsa fatass bookie.

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    • #17
      don't you need to be able to get a woody to fuck the book???

      or are you borrowing sparks pump-kit??

      good luck

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      • #18
        Drive it home Kapt
        You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning

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        • #19
          TheRook

          Originally posted by TheRook
          Damn kapt.....I hope the Mrs washed your mouth out with soap!!!
          actually, I was very busy today, and told her my plays, and asked if she would type it in for me....She said yes, and I never re read the thing.....I'll take a look see.....OMG....she's gone beserk....too much MTV....

          noticed, I used the lil roflmao's......


          Don't make me go Cajun on your Ass!

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Kaptain
            actually, I was very busy today, and told her my plays, and asked if she would type it in for me....She said yes, and I never re read the thing.....I'll take a look see.....OMG....she's gone beserk....too much MTV....

            noticed, I used the lil roflmao's......

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            • #21
              TwoTonTony

              Originally posted by TwoTonTony
              don't you need to be able to get a woody to fuck the book???

              or are you borrowing sparks pump-kit??

              good luck
              Don't you even read the fvkn newspapers or watch National news.....we had a local judge here who just got sentenced to prison for using a pinus pump while conducting trials.....Well, he's in prison, and I just came back from a Police Evidence Room auction sale.....you do the math....


              Don't make me go Cajun on your Ass!

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Kaptain
                Don't you even read the fvkn newspapers or watch National news.....we had a local judge here who just got sentenced to prison for using a pinus pump while conducting trials.....Well, he's in prison, and I just came back from a Police Evidence Room auction sale.....you do the math....

                Kapt.......remember 3 pumps and tie it off......otherwise it is gonna explode......also remember that model has a reservoir on the end to be loaded with mayo....or yogurt.....

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by TheRook
                  Damn kapt.....I hope the Mrs washed your mouth out with soap!!!


                  Rook, thats funny


                  Good luck Karl, you dirty ole man
                  Questions, comments, complaints:
                  [email protected]

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                  • #24
                    Good Luck Kaptain and remember no glove, no love
                    2012 - 2013 NCAAF

                    21 - 20 - 0

                    2012 - 2013 NFL

                    14 - 10 - 1

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by BillMill71
                      Good Luck Kaptain and remember no glove, no love
                      And if it don't fit, fill in the rest...
                      You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning

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                      • #26
                        tap your right foot kaptain!!!

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Kaptain
                          I'm saving that 7* for his ass.....Saturday #193 Cinn -13 1/2.....I'm gonna order a large tube of KY for that one.........I already played it with his Big Ass......

                          #193 Cinn - 13 1/2.................-110.................7*........

                          check it out.....but you're right, just didn't see a 5* today.......kapt
                          WOOOOOO HOOOO FOR NO FORCED PLAYS!

                          Cincy scared me on saturday....marshall almost shoved it in (my ass) as time expired....got stopped at the 2....I'm going to take a long hard (more enuendos) look at it though.....GO BEARCATS!!!!

                          PS.....no 5* on WVA Friday? What i've looked at so far....might be a big play for square capping.....GL on the bases tonight sir.

                          -Emmit
                          1 = $25

                          MLB Posted (as of 4/15) - 20-11 +21.86

                          God have mercy on the man who doubts what he's sure of

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                          • #28
                            Way to sweep the 3's KAPT!!!

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                            • #29
                              Nice 6-2 day for + 9.70 units....Hit all 3* (3 of em) top rated plays....

                              Yesterday in 15 games there was

                              10 OVERS

                              4 Unders

                              1 Push

                              Lock and load for Wednesday........

                              That fat ass was bleeding profusely.......I bet he won't call me again.......

                              GrandPa-----that Cold Call, cost his "Fat Ass".....he just might throw away his cell phone now.....ha ha...


                              Don't make me go Cajun on your Ass!

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                              • #30
                                Congrats Kapt!!!!!
                                You have affected the wager lines
                                7 games are 10 runs and over tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                                Last edited by Spearit; 09-26-2007, 08:08 AM.
                                "The range of what we think and do is limited by what we fail to notice.

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