Humidity does play an important part in totals this year

[BigWeiner]

Thanks Chuck, which totals are you looking at for tonights game? Although the stats don't, my beer gut is telling me that the D'Backs/Brewers game is an over.

[kbsooner21]

Crack in my ASS, that is!!

Hang on to your seat cause its gonna go fast
This here’s a song ‘bout the crack in my ass

Crack in my ass crack in my ass
This here’s a song ‘bout the crack in my ass
Crack in my ass crack in my ass
This here’s a song ‘bout the crack in my ass

I met a gal, she was a great lass
She fell in love with the crack in my ass
I won a marathon - no one would pass
all hypnotized by the crack in my ass

Crack in my ass crack in my ass
This here’s a song ‘bout the crack in my ass
Crack in my ass crack in my ass
This here’s a song ‘bout the crack in my ass

Its not a canyon, its not a crevasse
Its just a song about the crack in my ass
For quality that you cannot surpass
Do all your shopping at the crack in my ass

Crack in my ass crack in my ass
This here’s a song ‘bout the crack in my ass
Crack in my ass crack in my ass
This here’s a song ‘bout the crack in my ass

I pulled down my pants and I sat in the grass
Now I’ve got a lawn in the crack in my ass
Some’ll say harass and some say harass
I say it best with the crack in my ass

Crack in my ass crack in my ass
This here’s a song ‘bout the crack in my ass
Crack in my ass crack in my ass
This here’s a song ‘bout the crack in my ass

WTF is this?

[ChuckLazar]

Thanks Chuck, which totals are you looking at for tonights game? Although the stats don't, my beer gut is telling me that the D'Backs/Brewers game is an over.

Tampa over!!!!!

[Lsufan]

I spit my VITAMINWATER out, when I read that.

Is Vitaminwater the secret to your speed???

[BigWeiner]

Tampa over!!!!!

OK. If I saw correctly, you had the Cubs/Twins parlay, that I was also on. With the Cubs win, tempted to play the Tigers +1.5 -130, what do you think?

[ChuckLazar]

WTF is this?

Crack In My Ass
a funny comedy song by Jim O'Brien

The funny comedy song Crack In my Ass is included on the CD "The Real Rip Taylor featuring Jim O'Brien," a collaboration between Jim O'Brien and the legendary, Confetti-Throwing Comedy Icon, Rip Taylor.

Crack In My Ass is "in rotation" and is currently being played on All Comedy Radio, the nationally syndicated comedy radio service!

Crack In My Ass is spreading across America
and has been played on hundreds of radio stations nationwide!

[ChuckLazar]

OK. If I saw correctly, you had the Cubs/Twins parlay, that I was also on. With the Cubs win, tempted to play the Tigers +1.5 -130, what do you think?

It's worth a shot. Why not!! Can't lose, either way.

[ChuckLazar]

Is Vitaminwater the secret to your speed???

Iron City Beer!!

[Kaptain]

ChuckLazar

YEA RIGHT!!!!

Here's today's Humidity for the left over games!
FLA- 67%
MIL- 73%
SD- 73%
BOS- 90%
NYY- 76%
SEA -84%

I appreciate the humidity figures, but it's more like humidity, vs temperature, and dew point, coupled in with wind speed and direction, to be exact.........

I must have written, as Jimmy and baseball dave would call it, 5 novels on this subject and how it indeed affects the traveling distance of the ball, and sometimes can enhance the pitchers breaking stuff.....

I did the previous articles, novels, cause too many were paying atttention to just the wind and the direction of the wind.....

For example you show Bost humid at 90%.....If wind is blowing out at 12-15 MPH, in a field with a 390' fence, it just about balances out.....meaning no affect....

Now if the wind is blowing in at that pace, and the ball gets up in the air high, a 390' fly ball becomes a 370' fly out.......

Theoriticly you're correct, the higher the humidity, the less distance the ball will carry.......Humidity equaling thicker air, and thicker air menas resistance, thus mitigating distance of travel......

One must consider the temperature, wind direction, humidity all together to really have a handle on it.....

Here's something Ideal for ya.........

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Winds out to LF at 10-12 MPH with 15 MPH gusts....

Temperature 90 degrees

Humidity 35 %......

Both Pitchers are Curve ball pitchers (ball travels further off a curve ball than a fast ball, due to the reversal of the spin when hit, if it gets up high, it grabs the air and carries).....

Your Arizona and California Parks usuually have a low humidity.....SD is just a huge park....#1 in Unders this year.....

Some park have what they call high heat alleys, that when the humidity is lower than usuual, the ball lifts through an heta lift alley, like as in Atlanta Braves stadium.....certain combos of heat, humid, and wind direction makes the ball just "Lift Off" from the plate and carry out.....

Remember I said humidity is resistance.....Thicker air....affects the movement so much, that the worlds greatest curve ball pitcher, could not make a ball curve from 60'6" while pitching on top of "Mt Everest"........no air resistance.......

[ChuckLazar]

I appreciate the humidity figures, but it's more like humidity, vs temperature, and dew point, coupled in with wind speed and direction, to be exact.........

I must have written, as Jimmy and baseball dave would call it, 5 novels on this subject and how it indeed affects the traveling distance of the ball, and sometimes can enhance the pitchers breaking stuff.....

I did the previous articles, novels, cause too many were paying atttention to just the wind and the direction of the wind.....

For example you show Bost humid at 90%.....If wind is blowing out at 12-15 MPH, in a field with a 390' fence, it just about balances out.....meaning no affect....

Now if the wind is blowing in at that pace, and the ball gets up in the air high, a 390' fly ball becomes a 370' fly out.......

Theoriticly you're correct, the higher the humidity, the less distance the ball will carry.......Humidity equaling thicker air, and thicker air menas resistance, thus mitigating distance of travel......

One must consider the temperature, wind direction, humidity all together to really have a handle on it.....

Here's something Ideal for ya.........

*********************************************

Winds out to LF at 10-12 MPH with 15 MPH gusts....

Temperature 90 degrees

Humidity 35 %......

Both Pitchers are Curve ball pitchers (ball travels further off a curve ball than a fast ball, due to the reversal of the spin when hit, if it gets up high, it grabs the air and carries).....

Your Arizona and California Parks usuually have a low humidity.....SD is just a huge park....#1 in Unders this year.....

Some park have what they call high heat alleys, that when the humidity is lower than usuual, the ball lifts through an heta lift alley, like as in Atlanta Braves stadium.....certain combos of heat, humid, and wind direction makes the ball just "Lift Off" from the plate and carry out.....

Remember I said humidity is resistance.....Thicker air....affects the movement so much, that the worlds greatest curve ball pitcher, could not make a ball curve from 60'6" while pitching on top of "Mt Everest"........no air resistance.......

I understand exactly what it does. I just thought I'd throw out the numbers for any one that wanted to see them.
Why do you think I took LAD over 8.5 today. Humidity was low along with the wind blowing out.

[Chado1]

Keep talking about crack you fuckin retards....

The sterotypically used phrases piss me off....

Make it seem like if you are on crack you are stupid....highly uneducated stereotype.....

this chick at my work always says shit like "you are on crack" or "I am on crack".....if she only fuckin knew....I flip out on her everytime....stupidest phrase ever fuckin invented...

[Spark]

Keep talking about crack you fuckin retards....

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Chado, I think you are way off base here ... It is just a phrase .. that is all it is .. You should feel proud when someone says that ... Think about what i am saying ... don't make little things like this bother you so much ... trust me, it is not worth it ..