Mad Lib Vote Off ... PLEASE VOTE and help us decide the Winner!

[wayne1218]

Simply vote for the BEST Mad Lib. I want at least 50 votes so PLEASE Chime in. The Winner gets a Free entry in the NFL Survivor Pool.

Please read all 12 1st and Pick from the list below .........

[wayne1218]

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Summer is here and July 4th is coming soon so I figured I would give ALL THE BETTORSCHAT MEMBERS a call to see if they want to ALL GET TOGETHER FOR A PARTY AND TEASE SEAOFRED FOR NOT BEING INVITED.


We could go to a TEABAG CLASS (SO WE CAN LEARN THE PROPER MECHANICS OF THE “DIPPING”) before the BBQ and go to a CASINO IN LAS VEGAS after too and make a week of it.


KAPTAIN has kind of been ragging lately so I figured I would MAKE HIM 2 SIGNS … A SIGN, AND A SIGN and POST IT ON BETTORSCHAT FOR him.


THE ROOK is a vegetarian and he wanted to know if I had MADE PLANS ON INVITING OTHER VEGETARIAN MIDGETS and SOME “SHORT PEOPLE” BONDAGE equipment before he commits to coming.


I did end up getting tickets to the WOMEN’S OIL WRESTLING MATCHES and I figured if KB, SOONERBUD, AND JC came, they could ALL JUMP IN THE RING, OIL EACH OTHER DOWN FROM HEAD TO TOE, AND PUT ON ONE HELL OF A FIGHT for all of us.


It should be a PECKER BLISTERING time and I hope you can all “CUM.”


If WAYNE & LVJIMMY are there, I promise to BORROW SOME OLIVE BRANCHES FROM SPARK AND GIVE IT TO BOTH OF THEM and make DIMER "Take one for the team". ... A little PLATE OF PIZZA, CHICKEN WINGS, MCNUGGETS, FRENCH FRIES, AND A 2 LITER OF DIET PEPSI will make him do THE HOT KARL ON THE ROOK BEAR. LOL


If interested in our mid-summer party please email me @ GetMyEmailFromWayne@IAmNotPostingItOnHereLikeSoone rbudDid.2DayBan


It's 1st come 1st serve because SPARK is bringing HIS SUPPLY OF VIAGRA and I can't guarantee HE WILL HAVE ENOUGH FOR ALL OF US SO THAT WE CAN PORK EVERY STRIPPER IN VEGAS, AND THAT WE will be able to do it all night!

[wayne1218]

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Summer is here and July 4th is coming soon so i figured i would give PAC-MAN JONES a call to see if they want to HIT UP A STRIP CLUB AND SHOOT SOME PEOPLE . We could go to a NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK REUNION CONCERT before the BBQ and go to a DOG FIGHT AT MIKE VICK'S PLACE after too and make a week of it. KAPTAIN has kind of been ragging lately so i figured i would WAYNECHUNG and LDAWG him. MEG25 is a vegetarian and and she wanted to know if i had SUSHI and THEROOK BEAR equipment before she commit's to coming. I did end up getting tickets to the LANCE BASS SAUSAGE FESTIVAL and i figured if RJ & BOVER came, they could LUBE UP for all of us.

It should be a BEER DRINKIN,POT SMOKIN, PIZZA HUT EATING HECK OF A time and i hope you can all IMPLODE. If JBC & ROOK are there i promise to TAR AND FEATHER THEM, HANG THEM FROM A TREE LIKE A PINATA and make JMARTY'S 87 KIDS SWING ON THEM. SORRY GUYS SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOTTA "Take one for the team". ... A little MAN SPACKLE will make him do ANYTHING. lol

If interested in our mid-summer party please email me @ CoverBoyDoesntUseRotationNumbers@shootingFromTheHi p.com.

It's 1st come 1st serve because HOMER is bringing WELL I DONT KNOW WHO HOMER IS BRINGING BUT I'M SURE ONCE HE KNOWS, HE'LL BE SURE TO LET WAYNE KNOW THAT WAY HE KNOWS YOU KNOW I KNOW THAT WE ALL KNOW................JUST SO YOU KNOW and i can't guarantee THAT GRIFFEY'S DRIVE THRU WINDOW AT MCDONALDS will be able to do it all night

[wayne1218]

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Summer is here and July 4th is coming soon so i figured i would give the inmates a call to see if they want to take a road trip to Vegas . We could go to a brothel before the BBQ and go to a strip club after too and make a week of it. Soonerbud has kind of been ragging lately so i figured i would pay him $100 and shut him the FUCK up. Meg is a vegetarian and and she wanted to know if i had sushi and mace in case Kaz showed up before she commit's to coming. I did end up getting tickets to the pussycat dolls and i figured if lsufan and kb came, they could blow it for all of us.

It should be a hot time and i hope you can all cum . If Kaptain & Spark are there i promise to put rotation numbers on all the strippers and make Wayne "Take one for the team". ... A little wacky weed will make him ban anyone . lol

If interested in our mid-summer party please email me @ [email protected] .

It's 1st come 1st serve because JMarty is bringing the kids and i can't guarantee there will be room for anyone else.

[wayne1218]

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Summer is here and July 4th is coming soon so I figured I would give _HEF and the Bunnies_ a call to see if they want to cum on over. We could go to a topless beach before the BBQ and go to the Bunny Ranch in Vegas after too and make a week of it. KB has kind of been ragging lately so i figured i would try to get him laid for once and invite a couple transvestites for him. Chado is a vegetarian and he wanted to know if i had some fresh clams and the proper protective equipment before he commits to coming. I did end up getting tickets to the Vida Guerra/Eva Longoria/Jessica Simpson Strip, Suck, and Fuck show and i figured if BC and The Greek came, they could provide pictures and video tapes as souvenirs for all of us.

It should be a beer guzzling, shot drinkin, chron smoking with lesbian action in the background once in a lifetime time and i hope you can all snatch your saggy nuts off the floor and come . If Wayne & Spark are there i promise to bring Viagara and binoculars for the old guys and make a you post way too much on bettorschat to have lives sign. Dimer can "Take one for the team". ... A little man juice will make him do some truly digusting things to a parrot . lol

If interested in our mid-summer party please email me @ [email protected] or KB can send his to [email protected] .

It's 1st come 1st serve because The Kapt is bringing some peg legged midgets and one eyed parrots and i can't guarantee KB and the parrots will be able to do it all night!

[wayne1218]

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Summer is here and July 4th is coming soon so i figured i would give KB and JC_ a call to see if they want to get out of the backwoods for the week . We could go to the tractor pulls before the BBQ and go to a Mullet Convention after too and make a week of it. LongNex has kind of been ragging lately so i figured i would listen to his story of waking up with his pants at his ankles, an empty wallet, tissues covered in KY, with Kaz standing over him and go to the therapist with him. Golden Greek is a vegetarian and and he wanted to know if i had video’s of bat penetration and sheep shearing equipment before he commit's to coming. I did end up getting tickets to the Firehouse #69 Fundraiser for Bulimics and Midgets Clam and Oyster Bake and i figured if JBC and Rook came, they could represent for all of us.

It should be a Killer time and i hope you can all outrun Monte, well we know Chuck can . If Jr & Jeff Gordon are there i promise to video their love making and make KB "Take one for the team". ... A little Crown and Nascar drivers will make him do gay shit . lol

If interested in our mid-summer party please email me @ [email protected] .

It's 1st come 1st serve because Spark is bringing viagra and i can't guarantee Bover will be able to do it all night!

[wayne1218]

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Summer is here and July 4th is coming soon so i figured i would give _HENDRICK MOTOR SPORTS a call to see if they want to _ GIVE KB SOME LUBE FOR A RIM JOB . We could go to _ SPARK'S NURSING HOME AND FOOL AROUND WITH SOME 80 YEAR OLD WHORES before the BBQ and go to a _ A DONKEY SHOW IN TIJIUANA DE MEXICOOOO after too and make a week of it. _ CUBS FANS has kind of been ragging lately so i figured i would _SEND THEM THE BEST PORN VIDEO OUT THERE CALLED "BACK DOOR SLUTS #9" and _ "KB SUCKED" him. _10DIMEBRY is a vegetarian and and he wanted to know if i had _ LIGHT DRESSING TO GO WITH HIS KFC BUCKET AND GREEN MAC AND CHEESE and _ MAN CANDY FOR HIS equipment before he commit's to coming. I did end up getting tickets to the _ BOO WEEKLY VS THE ARANGITANG MATCH and i figured if _ ROOK AND JMARTY came, they could _ GIVE US THE BEST BEATDOWN BETWEEN THE SHORTEST 2 PEOPLE IN THE WORLD for all of us.

It should be a _ BLUNT ROLLING, KB'D GOOD time and i hope you can all _GET OFF BETTORSCHAT FOR ONCE AND MAKE IT TO THE PARTY!! . If _COVERBOY & _ THE WIZ are there i promise to _ GET DIRECTIONS TO GIANTS STADIUM SO WE CAN FINALLY SEE THEM DUKE IT OUT and make _ KAPTAIN HOLDING A SIGN (WHILE PUNCHING, PLEASE USE ROTATION #'S SO WE CAN GET A TALLY)"Take one for the team". ... A little _ HIT FROM WAYNES BONG will make him do _ WONDERS LIKE DRESSING UP IN DRAG. lol

If interested in our mid-summer party please email me @ _ [email protected]

It's 1st come 1st serve because _ PIGSKIN is bringing _ HIS 200 CLOSEST BLACK FRIENDS and i can't guarantee _ WITH WAYNECHUNG AND ALL HIS MEDS, WE will be able to do it all night!

[wayne1218]

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Summer is here and July 4th is coming soon so i figured i would give NO ONE a call to see if they want to TALK FOR ABOUT 2 SECONDS . We could go to PARTY AND MEET SOME CHICKS BUT LONGNEX AND KAZ WANTED TO STAY TOGETHER before the BBQ and go to a TEABAG PARTY after too and make a week of it. KAPT has kind of been ragging lately so i figured i would POST THE DAMN ROTATION NUMBERS and MAKE him HAPPY AND ALL HE CAN SAY ABOUT IS “WHATEVER”.

MEG is a vegetarian and she wanted to know if i had A TASTE FOR SUSHI and IF JIMMY REALLY HAD THE PROPER PHOTOSHOP equipment before she commit's to coming. I TOLD HER NOT TO WORRY ABOUT THAT FRIGGEN PHOTOSHOP BECAUSE SHE WILL BE WITH THE ITALIAN STALLION. I did end up getting tickets to the AUDITION OF THE NEW SEASON OF “LITTLE PEOPLE” THE ROLOFFS and i figured if ROOK came, he could FEEL RIGHT AT HOME AND BE HAPPY for all of us.

It should be a BARN BURNING, EXCITING time and i hope you can all COME TO THE ALL NIGHT SHUFFLEBOARD PARTY WITH ME AFTER. If WAYNE & KB are there i promise to AGGRAVATE THE HELL OUT OF THEM ABOUT BEATING THEM IN NASCAR and make JC "Take one for the team". as HE LOVES DR. PHIL BECAUSE HE would make him do THE TV SHOW WITH ANN LANDERS . lol

If interested in our mid-summer party please email me DONOTCALLBECAUSEIDONOTANSWER@ IWILLCALLYOUBACK.VOICEMAIL.

It's 1st come 1st serve because DIMER is bringing THE FOOD SO YOU ALL KNOW i can't guarantee IF HE WILL EAT IT ALL ON THE WAY BUT I AM SURE HE will be able to do it all night!

[wayne1218]

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Summer is here and July 4th is coming soon so i figured i would give WAYNECHUNG a call to see if they want to CALL SAVAGE AND SEE IF HE WANTS TO GO IN 3 WAYS ON THE 50000 STAR GAME OF THE CENTURY GOING TONIGHT. We could go to a ENGLISH CLASS FOR WAYNECHUNG before the BBQ and go to a BONG SMOKING BEER DRINKING CONTEST after too and make a week of it.LSUFAN has kind of been ragging lately so i figured i would DELIVER A DEFENSELESS SOONERBUD and HE COULD BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF him. 10DIME is a vegetarian and and he wanted to know if i had 4,000 LBS OF ORGANIC MEAT and TMAC WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD THE HORSE RACING equipment before he commit's to coming. I did end up getting tickets to the PEPSI 400 and i figured if SPARK came, they could GIVE US SOME MORE LUCKY ASS PICKS IN NASCAR for all of us.

It should be a HELL OF A DRUNK time and i hope you can all KEEP UP WITH ME AND KB. If KB & THE DALE JR BEAR are there i promise to SWITH OUT THE DALE JR BEAR and make THE ROOK "Take one for the team". ... A little DLAE JR SWEATER will make KB do ALMOST ANYTHING. lol

If interested in our mid-summer party please email me @ IWANTTOGETINSURVIVOR@DALEJRWILLWINBEFOREHERETIRES. COM .

It's 1st come 1st serve because SPARK is bringing HIS NURSING HOME DIRECTOR AND HIS NURSING HOME and i can't guarantee SHUFFLEBOARD AND BINGO will be able to BE PLAYED all night!

[wayne1218]

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Summer is here and July 4th is coming soon so i figured i would give Lovedoc and 10Dime a call to see if they wanted 4 free tickets to an American Homosexual Idol Concert. They could go to a special private autograph session and get a special belly signature from their Favorite singer, Sanjaya, before the BBQ and also go to an after concert "Man-Crush Fag Party" after too and make a week of it.

Kapt Karl has kind of been ragging lately, so i figured i would make sure there were going to be rotation numbers on all the CUMtestants

Wayne is a vegetarian and and he wanted to know if i would have Monte stop at Costco on his way and get some Lobster Rolls and liniment for his rotor rooter equipment before he commits to coming.
I did end up getting 5 tickets instead of 4, and i figured if LSU also came, he could take pictures for all of us to see.

It should be a titillating time at the "MCFP" and i hope you can all CUM. If Bover & Waynechung are there, i promise to have GoldenGreek introduced them to the Vomit Twins and make them see his Anal Baseball Bat collection, while "Taking one for the team". ...
A little Hardwood will make him do the Nasty with Dimmers Farm Animals at the Party! lol!!

If anyone is interested in our next mid-summer party please email me @AmericanHomosexualIdols.orgasm.

It's 1st come 1st serve because next year, I am bringing my stop watch to time everyone in the forty and i can't guarantee I will be able to do it all night!

[wayne1218]

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Summer is here and July 4th is coming soon so i figured i would give 10Dime and LoveDick a call to see if they want to have TONS of fun at the Pepsi 400 . We could go to a Pearl Necklace Contest before the BBQ and go to a Beer Guzzling Festival after too and make a week of it. BillMill has kind of been ragging lately so i figured i would Tell him To FUCK OFF and Karate Chop him. Spark got dentures and is a vegetarian and and he wanted to know if i had Mashed up peas and carrots and proper feeding equipment before he commit's to coming. I did end up getting tickets to the Neckcar race and i figured if JBC and Meg came, they could Use JBC as a pole and have Meg do a striptease for all of us.

It should be a helluva good time and i hope you can all Bring me some beer . If Soonerbud & TMac are there i promise to Wear ear Plugs and make DWade "Take one for the team". ... A little Nut Butter will make him do Salad Tossing until his tongue falls out . lol

If interested in our mid-summer party please email me @ [email protected] .

It's 1st come 1st serve because JC is bringing Jergens and i can't guarantee His 5 fingered friend will be able to do it all night!

[wayne1218]

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Summer is here and July 4th is coming soon so i figured i would give Longnex and Bover a call to see if they want to Play hide the salami with each other . We could go to a Cubs game and see a real team play before the BBQ and go to a Belly dancing contest after too and make a week of it. LibDog has kind of been ragging lately so i figured i would Cut down a forest and Burn a hole in the ozone layer for him. Monte is a vegetarian and and he wanted to know if i had Tofu and egg whites and extra large dildo equipment before he commit's to coming. I did end up getting tickets to the Pink Taco Fest and i figured if Wayne and Fan came, they could Have enough green leaves for all of us.

It should be a whopper of a time and i hope you can all Drink like a fish to keep up with me . If Spark & Kapt are there i promise to Push them around in their wheel chairs and make Dimer change the tennis balls on their walkers and then "Take one for the team". ... A little Puff off the mean green will make him do some pretty loony shit, like stuff cheetos up his nose and eat BBQ beans with a toothpick . lol

If interested in our mid-summer party please email me @ WishYouAllCouldCome@Couldn'tCareLessIfYouDidn't.ne t .

It's 1st come 1st serve because Rook is bringing a paternity test to Dime and i can't guarantee That fat son of a bitch will be able to Run and hide for it all night!

[wayne1218]

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Summer is here and July 4th is coming soon so I figured I would give Rosie O'Donnell and Dr Phil a call to see if they want to SHUT THE FUCK UP. They could go to a "I don't own a mirror" store before the BBQ and go to a Fatty Fuck camp after too and make a week out of it. Kobe Bryant has kind of been ragging lately so I figured I would get a job in the Lakers' organization and fucking trade him. Rosie O'Donnell is a vegetarian and she wanted to know if I had contacted the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals and ordered a pig, cow, and animal slaughtering equipment before she commit's to coming. I did end up getting tickets to the Paris Hilton Rosary Club Weekend, and I figured if Wayne, Monte, and Spark came, they could kick her in the box for us.

It should be a felony to act like an asshole in front of the camera like they do every time and I hope you can all carve a piece of meat off of one of the tasty animals I'm getting and throw it at Rosie's fat, fish-eating mouth. If Barry Bonds and Terrell Owens are there, I promise to put on my Boston Red Sox 2004 World Championship video and show both of them how to "Take one for the team." ... a little Balco will make him do pretty much nothing in the sack with those raisin-sized nuts. lol.

It interested in our mid-summer party please email me @ www.you'reafuckingcelebritydon'ttellmehowtovoteand [email protected]

It's 1st come 1st serve becauseBrittney Spears & Lindsey Lohan are bringing bones, bacardi, and abig fat bag of blow and I can't guarantee either of them will be able to do it all night!

[beerball101]

was a tuff choice 2 or 3 !

had to go with #3

bol #3

[jcindaville]

10, was too funny