He's BBQ'n 2 Koons and 1 Possum.....I know cause he called me last night and asked if it would be good to Marinate em overnight in "Salt Water" ......I was speechless , to say the least.....I just said to the ass hole, do what you think is best.....
Sure hope Mom has some place to go for a good meal, and doesn't get caught/stuck with that "Great Outdoor Feast", a la Jim E, style..........She deserves the best... EMERIL says BAM, when finished, Jimmy says "DAMN, fucked up again" , when he's finished BBQ'n.....
I think I'd prefer to have one of those meals on "SURVIVOR".....know what I mean Verne
I changed my mind for the coon and possum .... We will be having GREEN ONION SAUSAGE, ribs, and hamburgers. Don't you wish you had Green Onion Sausage for lunch today Karl??? Or how about some Crawfish on Friday Karl???
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"Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant'
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I changed my mind for the coon and possum .... We will be having GREEN ONION SAUSAGE, ribs, and hamburgers. Don't you wish you had Green Onion Sausage for lunch today Karl??? Or how about some Crawfish on Friday Karl???
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Boy you know how to hurt a guy........Green Onion Sausage, and Crawfish huh............you couldn't have gone any deeper with that knife........Straight to the Heart..........Nice sassy ass reply as expected.....thanks Jim E.......... ...from now on........... ....you're too cruel..........
Kapt., You One Krazy Guy, My Wife Can't Stop Laughing, Hell I Told Her We Were Going Down To Eat With Jimmy, Then She Got In The Car And I Haven't Seen Her In A While!!!!!
Kapt., You One Krazy Guy, My Wife Can't Stop Laughing, Hell I Told Her We Were Going Down To Eat With Jimmy, Then She Got In The Car And I Haven't Seen Her In A While!!!!!
That Gals' got class, not too mention a lots of common sense........She is probably a good judge of cahracter, and after 2 visits, I'm sure she's got a feel for what's really happening.....
If you own a Rolls Royce, you can't too much enjoy taking a ride with someone in their "Ford Pinto".....Thus you being the Master Chef, well you know what I mean without hurting the "Land Sharks" feelings........
Here's another few examples, cause a person loves baseball, doesn't mean they can play it.........Cause a person loves music, doesn't mean they can play it........Cause a person loves Movies, doesn't mean they can act......
Cause a person loves to eat, doesn't mean they can also Cook........Know what I mean Verne....
Besides Jimmys' cook book is an old 60's edition of "Cooking with Granny", from the "HillBillies"....that ought to tell ya something.........
Besides, I've heard of Chicken Fried Steak, but have never seen a "Chicken" cooking in the Kitchen, and by the same token, I've seen "LandSharks" eat, but don't ever recall a "Shark" standing upright in the Kitchen, and making "SharkFin Soup".....
"LandSharks" consume about 1/2 their total weight in a single day, but "Louisiana Land Sharks" have been known to consume, 3-4 times their normal weight, in a single day, and Scientists have attributed this to the fact, that "Cajuns" will eat anything.........
Richie: [after Gus hits a homerun] Wow and he did it without steroids.
Clark: What's steroids?
Richie: Something that makes your pee-pee smaller.
Clark: There must be steroids in macaroni!
That Gals' got class, not too mention a lots of common sense........She is probably a good judge of cahracter, and after 2 visits, I'm sure she's got a feel for what's really happening.....
If you own a Rolls Royce, you can't too much enjoy taking a ride with someone in their "Ford Pinto".....Thus you being the Master Chef, well you know what I mean without hurting the "Land Sharks" feelings........
Here's another few examples, cause a person loves baseball, doesn't mean they can play it.........Cause a person loves music, doesn't mean they can play it........Cause a person loves Movies, doesn't mean they can act......
Cause a person loves to eat, doesn't mean they can also Cook........Know what I mean Verne....
Besides Jimmys' cook book is an old 60's edition of "Cooking with Granny", from the "HillBillies"....that ought to tell ya something.........
Besides, I've heard of Chicken Fried Steak, but have never seen a "Chicken" cooking in the Kitchen, and by the same token, I've seen "LandSharks" eat, but don't ever recall a "Shark" standing upright in the Kitchen, and making "SharkFin Soup".....
"LandSharks" consume about 1/2 their total weight in a single day, but "Louisiana Land Sharks" have been known to consume, 3-4 times their normal weight, in a single day, and Scientists have attributed this to the fact, that "Cajuns" will eat anything.........
You're lucky I don't have time for you today Mister. I'm busy cooking the .....
Green Onion Sausage.
"Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant'
is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist'"
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