Top 10 for nascar from Letterman

[longnex]

Top 10 reasons why there are no
>black NASCAR drivers:
>
># 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
># 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
># 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
># 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up
>pants at the same time.
># 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt
>Jr.
># 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
># 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
># 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.
># 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out &
>run.
>AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN
>NASCAR...
>#1 -They can't wear their helmets sideways.

[kbsooner21]

Old as dirt aka Spark's first invention

[Spark]

Old as dirt aka Spark's first invention

Besides that, What are you doing in here??? Trying to get some Nascar pointers???? hahahaha


I will not charge you that much

[kbsooner21]

Besides that, What are you doing in here??? Trying to get some Nascar pointers???? hahahaha


I will not charge you that much

Your time is coming to an end at the top of the leaderboard

[Spark]

But I am enjoying every minute of it ...














BTW, Thanks for holding everyone up ... hahahaha

When I first saw the standings I thought you were on top ... until I notice I had the page up side down ...