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Kaptains "HOP on DEESE" plays for Friday
In college the Old Kapt had a friend from Jackalope Texas, named Billy Bunnay....he used to jump up on the table, grab his nuts with both hands, and say "HOP on DEESE".....well to LSU, SPARK, and baseball dave, those 3 
hole, can "HOP on DEESE"....
Todays
"HOP on DEESE" plays are
Parlay
923 Boston -176
906 Reds -163........................1 = 1.53
914 Giants -164
904 Braves -157.....................1 = 1.64
SIDES
912 Padres -126.....................3* Kruise POD
916 Dodgers -123...................3*
920 Tigers -121
928 C W Sox -139...................3*
930 Twins -145
and, here's a fricking poem for ya....
I start my thread, make my posts,
It's often how I start off the day...
As I'm posting, I'm pondering and wondering,
what the 3 holes will have to say....
I put out a lots of comments and fvkn plays,
They all say, another novel for him to write...
I just post my plays, no nonsense, no talk,
They wonder If I'm sick and will I be alright...
You fvkn clowns go to different extremes,
Like saying you're sailing to the "Isle of Olive Branch"..
Ya'll get a few chuckles, and members chiming in,
and now you asses are going to "Bunny Ranch"...
Where you guys are going next,
Is getting extremely hard to tell...
But I know, by the way you treat me,
You "bastages" are all going to "Hell"....
I take your harassment in a humorous way,
and I know you guys just love to tease,
Cause the Old Kaptain is gonna be his self,
Grabbing my nuts, and telling you 3 "HOP on DEESE"..
hole, can "HOP on DEESE".... Todays
"HOP on DEESE" plays are
Parlay
923 Boston -176
906 Reds -163........................1 = 1.53
914 Giants -164
904 Braves -157.....................1 = 1.64
SIDES
912 Padres -126.....................3* Kruise POD
916 Dodgers -123...................3*
920 Tigers -121
928 C W Sox -139...................3*
930 Twins -145
and, here's a fricking poem for ya....
I start my thread, make my posts,
It's often how I start off the day...
As I'm posting, I'm pondering and wondering,
what the 3
holes will have to say....I put out a lots of comments and fvkn plays,
They all say, another novel for him to write...
I just post my plays, no nonsense, no talk,
They wonder If I'm sick and will I be alright...
You fvkn clowns go to different extremes,
Like saying you're sailing to the "Isle of Olive Branch"..
Ya'll get a few chuckles, and members chiming in,
and now you asses are going to "Bunny Ranch"...
Where you guys are going next,
Is getting extremely hard to tell...
But I know, by the way you treat me,
You "bastages" are all going to "Hell"....
I take your harassment in a humorous way,
and I know you guys just love to tease,
Cause the Old Kaptain is gonna be his self,
Grabbing my nuts, and telling you 3 "HOP on DEESE"..
PS-MARVIN LOVES SPLIT SALAD !! 
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