******amber Alert*******

[10DimeBry]

15,MAY,2007


An amber alert has been issued by the chicago police department for our good friend Meg. Meg was last seen with her new boyfriend on May 5th 2007. Current where abouts are unknown. Here is a list of things known about meg.

Known Aliases:

ASB24
ASB25
Asexybrunette
Meg24
Meg25
Megna

Likes:

Hillary Clinton
Nancy Pelosi
Sushii
Rosie O'Donnell
Big Nose
Spark
Absolut Vodka (any flavor)
Trivial Pursuit
Hockey
Little house on the prarie
and Paying taxes

Dislikes:

KazDog
Sparks basement
McDonalds
Conservatives

Anyone with any information is urged to contact CPD or spark or any of the other mods here. Thank you for your time.


Bryan

[kbsooner21]

bwahahahahahahahaha

[WayneChung]

15,MAY,2007


An amber alert has been issued by the chicago police department for our good friend Meg. Meg was last seen with her new boyfriend on May 5th 2007. Current where abouts are unknown. Here is a list of things known about meg.

Known Aliases:

ASB24
ASB25
Asexybrunette
Meg24
Meg25
Megna

Likes:

Hillary Clinton
Nancy Pelosi
Sushii
Rosie O'Donnell
Big Nose
Spark
Absolut Vodka (any flavor)
Trivial Pursuit
Hockey
Little house on the prarie
and Sparks basement

Dislikes:

KazDog
Ldawg
McDonalds
Conservatives

Anyone with any information is urged to contact CPD or spark or any of the other mods here. Thank you for your time.


Bryan

PS-SMALL REDO BYE CHUNGY

[jcindaville]

She likes paying taxes.

RLMFAO

[longnex]

Dislikes:

KazDog

[10DimeBry]

bump for monte. maybe he killed her?

[Chado1]

What about worm,frankb,bover,moondog??????????????

[Kaptain]

Was last seen coming out of a "Breast Reduction Surgeons" office in Malibu Ca., about 4 days ago.....

Appears that since her boobs, were openly ridiculed in the BC Forum, she has been staying on a low profile, and opted to have em reduced to where they don't drag sand when walking on the beach....

This info is not verified, but comes from a source in a PhotoShop.........will try and verify accuracy of these statements......

[10DimeBry]

LMAO @ kapt.



ps bump for spark

[BillMill71]

LMAO @ kapt.



ps bump for spark

Dime Can you a vertically challenged Amber Alert for Rook?

Maybe send out a group of 6 year olds or squirrels to hunt for Rook at eye level.

[Kaptain]

BillMill71

Dime Can you a vertically challenged Amber Alert for Rook?

Maybe send out a group of 6 year olds or squirrels to hunt for Rook at eye level.

I wouldn't send out a "Squirrel" Posse, with Rooks Sac being so close to the ground......Know what I mean Verne.....His voice may just rise up to a squeaky level...

[BillMill71]

I wouldn't send out a "Squirrel" Posse, with Rooks Sac being so close to the ground......Know what I mean Verne.....His voice may just rise up to a squeaky level...

Your right Kapt.

Maybe we should just run to the end of the nearest rainbow, I am sure he is there guarding the pot o gold

[BillMill71]

Another Idea Kapt

Maybe we should just "follow the yellow brick road" and see if he is at the lollypop guild reunion

[10DimeBry]

see amber alert never fails.



glad to have you back meg. thanks everyone for helping out.

[Meg30]

...oh my god..i was gone for like 2 days