Herbie Likes Peanut Butter

[knowlez]

FELLOWS I HAVE HAD SOME FUNNY AND DOWNRIGHT DANGEROUS SEXUAL EXPERIENCES. BUT NOTHING COMPARES TO WHAT I RAN INTO LAST NIGHT. I WAS OUT OF TOWN TAKING CARE OF SOME BUSINESS I DECIDED TO GO HAVE SUPPER AND A COUPLE OF DRINKS... I EAT SUPPER AND GO THE LOUNGE FOR DRINKS WHEN IN WALKS THIS LOVELY LADY HERBIE IS JUST BITING AT THE ZIPPER FOR ME TO GO INTRODUCE OUR SELVES. I BUY HER A DRINK AND WE INSTANTLY HIT OFF. SHE SAYS WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO MY APPARTMENT FOR DRINKS I SAY SURE.. WE GET TO HER PLACE AND SHE SAYS I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT AND YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT SHE SAYS STRIP AND HERBIE BOUNCES OUT OF MY SHORTS LIKE A MAN ON A MISSION. I LAY DOWN AND SHE TIES ME UP AND RUBS PEANUT BUTTER ALL OVER THE HEBSTER HERBIE DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO THINK OF THIS AND QUITE FRANKLY I DIDNT EITHER WHEN SHE STARTS TO DEVORE THE PEANUT BUTTER OFF THE HEBSTER. NOW SHE SAYS ITS MY TURN SO I COVER HER LOVELY TIGHT HOLE FULL OF PEANUT BUTTER AND IAM JUST GETTING READY TO GO TO WORK WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN I HEAR THIS WILD SQUALL COME FROM UNDER THE BED AND OUT POPS THIS BIG BLACK CAT AND JUMPS UP ON THE BED AND STARTS GOING AFTER THE PEANUT BUTTER. I SAID YOU GOT THAT CAT TRAINED PRETTY WELL AND HERBIE LIKES PUSSY BUT THIS IS TO DAMN WEIRED FOR ME AND OUT THE DOOR HERBIE AND I GO.:D

[Art]

I would have stayed.


Why leave and waste all that peanut butter?

[Baseball_Nut]