Kapains "Shark Chummin Plays" for Thursday

[Kaptain]

We're gonna throw these out there today, and test the waters for any "Sharks" in the where abouts.....The "Krew" is starting to stink, and the Old Kapt has ordered em to jumps over board and wash up.....Naturally, they all start hollering, "There beez Sharks in these waters Kaptain"....We'll chum with these plays for a while, and see.....

NBA
501 Pistons -2 -110


MLB Sides
969 Boston Red Sox -141................3* Kruise POD

WISEMEN RUN LINE PLAYS 3-1 yesterday, 8-3 thus far this year.......

959 SF Giants +1 1/2 -136
971 Blue Jays + 1 1/2 -123

gl to all today

[bryce]

Good luck Kapt!!

[jt4545]

Good Luck Kapt., Got The E-mail Sending The Paper Tomorrow,hope You Like The Write Up.

[wayne1218]

GL Brother!

[myrjimmy3]

gl kapt!

[Spark]

Good Luck YOF

[libertypl]

BOL Kapt love the Pistons,Redsox,&Giants lets bring em home.

[thesandman]

Sharks you say. Looks like you found the Sharks. They are ahead 2-0 so far, mid second period.

[Kaptain]

Chummin ----- Up date---No Sharks

We're gonna throw these out there today, and test the waters for any "Sharks" in the where abouts.....The "Krew" is starting to stink, and the Old Kapt has ordered em to jumps over board and wash up.....Naturally, they all start hollering, "There beez Sharks in these waters Kaptain"....We'll chum with these plays for a while, and see.....

Looks like the waters were pretty safe for the Krew to wash off them "smelly ass balls", without the "Sharks" having a feast.......we went 4-0, so the Old Kapt, early this AM, forced the smelly ass Krew overboard to get rid of some "stench"....Had to tie a tow line to the "Lard Asses" KB, and LSU Jimmy, as they were apparently still drunk....I still haven't totally forgiven them for the proposed "Mutiny" they attempted 2 years ago....Bastages....

NBA
501 Pistons -2 -110 Winner


MLB Sides
969 Boston Red Sox -141................3* Kruise POD Winner

WISEMEN RUN LINE PLAYS 3-1 yesterday, 8-3 thus far this year.......2-0 yesterday, now at 10-3

959 SF Giants +1 1/2 -136 Winner
971 Blue Jays + 1 1/2 -123 Winner

gl to all today

Waters were perfectly safe yesterday, 4-0..........lets lock and load for Friday.....Got to go try and finds some strong ass "Lye Soap" for these smelly ass bastages.....They smell so bad, the flys are following em

They were smelling soooooooooooooo bad, that when they went overboard, I heard one fly tell another, "Phew, I'm glad them sons a bitches got off the ship"........Now that's pretty bad........

[10DimeBry]

Great work kapt



-THE ASS

[mark30]

Great job Kapt!

[kbsooner21]

Waters were perfectly safe yesterday, 4-0..........lets lock and load for Friday.....Got to go try and finds some strong ass "Lye Soap" for these smelly ass bastages.....They smell so bad, the flys are following em

They were smelling soooooooooooooo bad, that when they went overboard, I heard one fly tell another, "Phew, I'm glad them sons a bitches got off the ship"........Now that's pretty bad........

Nice work as usual Kapt!

[Spearit]

Ahhh Congrats Kapt-


The Crew ask that I give the Kapt a message.
We stench because this wooden ship is a damp, dark, vessel reeking with the stench of bilge water and rotting meat. Aaaaaaarrrgggg!

and sos you know- Kapt-- Our ship is always leaky and the inside of is difficult to keep dry. The crew suffer from illnesses brought on by wet damp conditions and no dry clothing.

Nah- I am not trying to complain Kapt
but we pirates -have double the manning capacity of a ship.
We are packed in like sardines.
We heard you utter this recently to this matter as "kenneling like hounds on the deck."

We try our best to keep it all clean- Kapt but with the fighting and the illness this here wooden sailing ship is never clean.

You tell us to swab the decks with brandy and Rum after we make a big hit like yesterday. It a risky deal Kapt- cuz one cannonball and a Spark and the whole ship blows!!!!

We fumigate the lower parts of the ship by burning pitch or brimstone in it but its never enuff. Arrrrrgggg!

But Kapt- The men wants to be cleaner! There are just too many places for filth to ride with us and rodents to breed.
Now- You have us in shark infested waters and tell us to go overboard like chumming bait to get the stench off-
hey Kapt-you don't smell to good neither.

PS: We had that wench stench on board- from that last capture and remember the curse (venereal disease). Practically the whole crew was affected with the curse and we would be more interested now ransacking any more captured vessels to get to there medicine chest to treat this devil invasion- so actually Kapt- looting is not our first objective. ---sos you know Kapt! Aaarrrrrggggggggggg!