George Carlin.... 'People I can do without, this is my list'
1) anyone who uses the word 'Jesus' more than 300 times in
a 2-minute conversation
2) any woman whose hobby is breast-feeding zoo animals
3) a waitress who has a visible infection on her serving hand
4) people who have LARGE gums and small teeth
5) a gynecologist who wants my wife to have 3-4 drinks
before her examination
6) anyone who takes off work on Ted Bundy`s birthday
7) any couple who owns 'his & her' rectal-thermometers
8) a cross-eyed nun with a bullwhip and a bottle of gin
9) any girl whose wallet contains naked photos of Yassir
Arafat and Sam Donaldson
10) any person bleeding from 3 orifices who wants me to
cosign for a loan
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