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I HAVE REALLY BEEN TRYING TO KEEP HERBIE AT HOME AND KEEP HIM OUT OF TROUBLE. LAST NIGHT MY GOOD FRIEND BOB COMES OVER AND HE IS WANTING TO GO NAIL A FAT GIRL OR TWO, BOB SAYS YOU SHOULD LET HERBIE LOOSE AND LET HIM MAKE SOME BACON. I SAID NO THANKS WE GOT A WEIGHT LIMIT. YOUR TO FREAKING PICKY I DONT DO PIGGIES BOB END OF STORY. WE LOAD UP AND HEAD TO A LOCAL HONKY TONK BAR BOB FINDS A NICE FAT SOW AND PROCEEDS TO MAKE BACON WITH HER I AM GLAD WE TOOK HIS RIG CAUSE I DONT THINK MY SPRINGS CAN HANDLE IT. ANYWAY HERBIE HOOKS UP WITH THIS GIRL THAT HAS HER TONGUE CLIT AND NIPPLES PIERCED EWWW THAT NOB JOB FELT GOOD.. CRACKING HER COOKIE WASNT BAD EITHER I THINK SHE ENJOYED THE OLD HEBSTER. i HAD TO SHUT HER DOWN WHEN SHE STARED TALKING ABOUT PIERCING HERBIES LITTLE BALD HEAD I SAY NO WAY JOSE... HERB OWES ME ONE COULDNT IMAGINE SOMEBODY PIERCING MY BEST FRIENDS HEAD.
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