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    Saw this posted at another forum and just had to share this with you guys.




    I promise you one thing, you will NOT like this play.

    I was in central booking last night in Queens bailing out my friend on Gun charges. As I was waiting, I went to smoke a cigarette outside with Mo Cheeks' brother. He was there picking up his babys mother on domestic abuse charges. Tuan (Mo Cheeks brother) told me that MO challenged his team to play 1 game together as a team. He said, we all know this season is over for us, Miami is rolling and nobody expects us to even stay competitive with them. Just THIS ONE game, prove to me that you COULD play if you wanted to. As he finished his speech, Mr cheeks girlfriend renee got hit by a stray bullet in downtown illadelph. He wrote a poem for her...


    Here's a tune about this honey named Renee
    That I met one day
    On my way back from John Jay
    I'm peepin' shorty as she's walking to the train
    I tap her on her shoulders
    Excuse me Miss, but can I get your name
    She said my name is Renee
    I said I got a whole lot to say
    So may I walk you to your subway
    She said if you want
    So yo, we started talking
    I brought two franks and two drinks
    And we began walking
    I had to see where that head was at
    Because the gear was mad phat
    So we must chat about this and that
    She told me what she was in school for
    She wants to be a lawyer
    In other words shorty studies law
    I'm telling shorty I'm a writer
    And as she's looking for the token
    She drops a package of the EZ Rider
    Covers her mouth with her name ring
    I said, yo don't sweat the technique shorty rock
    I do the same thing
    But yet I use Philly Blunts
    She said I never dealt with Philly Blunts
    Because I heard that's for silly stunts
    I said, nah they burn slower
    Right now I really don't know ya
    But maybe later on I can get to show ya



    Now we sittin' on train
    Besides the fingernails
    Now shorty got the hairdo of pain
    Now understand she got flava
    A tough leather jacket,with some jeans
    and a chain that her moms gave her
    Got off the w train about 10:34
    She wasn't sure she had grub for the dog so we hit the store
    Went to the crib
    And turned the lights on
    A crazy magazine stand
    From Essence to Right On
    A leather couch
    Stero system with crazy cd's
    Understand kid
    She got cheese
    She said cheeks do what you want
    She said I'm gonna feed the dog
    I said alright well I'm gonna roll this blunt
    She came back with strech pants and a ponytail, a t-shirt
    A yo, Fam I got a tender-roni girl
    We're sitting on the couch chattin
    We're smoking blunts on her balcony
    We're stearing at Manhattan
    She started feeling on my chest
    I started feeling on her breasts
    And there's no need for me to stress the rest
    A yo, I got myself a winner
    We sparked a blunt before we ate
    And a blunt after we ate dinner
    She had a tattoo she only wanted Bo to see
    But first dim the lights and turn up the Jodeci
    I'm like whatever shorty rock
    We can swing it like that
    Cause on the real this is where it's at.



    I woke up the next day on the waterbed
    A letter's on the pillow
    And this what the letter said
    It said cheeks, I'll be home around two
    You was deep in your sleep
    So I didn't want to bother you
    I left a number for shorty to call me later
    Got dressed
    Smoked a blunt
    Then I bounced to the elevator
    I got a beep around three
    I'm asking shorty what's up with you
    She's asking what's up with me
    And now we been together for weeks
    Candlelight dinner with my shorty
    Crack a 40 with my naughty freaks
    A man, I never been in love
    But everytime I'm burstin' in and outta state
    It's shorty that I'm thinking of
    I'm hanging out with my crew
    I get a beep from Renee
    Because Renee uses code two
    But yet I'm chattin' with her mom dukes
    She said Renee has been shot
    So cheeks, meet me up at St. Lukes
    I jumps on the Van Wyck
    I gotta make it there quick
    A yo , this shit is gettin' mad *****
    Not even thinking about the po nine
    I'm doing a buck
    Who gives a fuck
    I'm smokin' boom and the whole nine
    I gotta see what's going on
    But by the time I reach the hospital
    They tell me Mr. Cheeks
    Renee is gone
    I'm pouring beer out for my shorty who ain't here
    I'm from the ghetto
    So listen
    This is how I shed my tears



    CHEEKS said this game is for his shorty renee. I wont be around to answer any questions about this game but I assure you, the W TRAIN will ROLL TONIGHT...

    One Love,
    Roger
    Last edited by GOLDENGREEK; 01-19-2007, 04:39 PM.

  • #2
    whoa

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    • #3
      Thx G UNIT!!
      FUCK YOU, FUCK ME

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      • #4
        who the hell is Mo Cheeks?

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        • #5
          Mo cheeks is coach of the sixers?

          That song is like 10 years old?

          the rapper is named mr. cheeks though.................

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          • #6
            I really cant believe you wasted our time on this stupid thing

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            • #7
              i just copied and pasted it!! i didnt write it. Thought it was amousing

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              • #8
                That is a great song by the Lost Boyz.. .i have their album

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                • #9
                  Well sixers played hard and won outright..........????

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