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WELL BOYS I HAD HERBIE BEHAVING HIMSELF QUITE WELL FOR OVER A MONTH BUT THAT STREAK CAME TO A END LAST NIGHT AT OUR STATE FAIR. HERBIE AND I WERE BEING GOOD SITTING IN THE BUD TENT ENJOYING SEVERAL BUD LIGHTS WITH SOME GOOD FRIENDS. WHEN IN WALK THESE GIRLS AND THEY JUST HAPPEN TO SIT DOWN WITH US. THEY ARE FROM MINNESOTA AND THEY CAME DOWN LOOKING FOR A GOOD TIME. I TOLD THEM I WAS TRYING TO KEEP MY GOOD BUDDY HERBIE ON THE STRAIGHT AND NARROW AND SHE JUST LAUGHED. ALL OF A SUDDEN SHE STARTED PLAYING WITH HERB UNDER THE TABLE I TOLD HERBIE YOU BETTER BEHAVE YOURSELF YA LITTLE PRICK. HE WOULDNT HERE OF IT HE BUSTED MY FLY WIDE OPEN AND COME OUT FOR A LITTLE PEAK. SHE DIDNT MISS A BEAT SHE DUCKED UNDER THE TABLE STUCK HERB IN A CUP OF BEER AND THEN PROCEEDED TO GIVE ME THE BEST NOB JOB I EVER HAD.. WELL I FIGURE WHAT THE HELL I BETTER RETURN THE FAVOR TOOK HER BACK TO THE CAMPER AND MUNCHED ON HER BOX FOR QUITE SOME TIME.. SHE WAS A SCREAMER SHE HAD THE CATTLE RAISING HELL THE SHEEP BAWLING THE PIGS GRUNTING.. WHEN UP COME SECURITY AND TOLD US TO KEEP THE NOISE DOWN. I SAID IAM TRYING BUT SHE CANT GET ENOUGH OF THE OLD HEBSTER. HE SAYS YA BETTER PUT HERBIE AWAY FOR THE NIGHT. SHE PROCEEDS TO TELL HIM TO GO GET FUCKED HE WILL PUT HERBIE AWAY WHEN HE IS DAMN WELL READY. NEEDLES TO SAY THAT WASNT THE RIGHT THING TO SAY CAUSE A WHOLE GOUP OF THE PEKERHEADS USHERD US OUT THE FRONT GATE.. NOTHING LIKE A NIGHT AT THE STATE FAIR:D
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