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ChristMas Poem for BC
Monte Claus was relaxing at his house,
Having a drink, and reading a book......
When the frontdoor swiftly swung open,
In came his Chief Elf "The Rook".......
Monte Claus raised hell with the Rook.
and asked if he was playing some kind of game...
The Rook looked at Monte Clause sadly, head hung down,
and said "The damn Reindeer" are drunk again....
Monte Clause asked The Rook about their condition,
and if any of em had come to Harm.....
The Rook said he wasn't too sure about their condition,
so Monte Clause and Rook headed for the Reindeer Barn....
They trudged through the snow and heavy winds,
got to the Barn, and what's the first thing they see..
A bunch of drunk ass BC Reindeers passed out,
and in the corner "Bover was humping JC"....
Monte Claus was really pissed off this time,
This same shit keeps happening over and again.....
How can this still be going on after last years warning,
And I left em in care of my head Reindeer Wayne...
Monte Clause approached his head Reindeer Wayne,
and let him know that he wasn't too damn happy.....
Head Reindeer Wayne, nonchalantly looked at Monte Clause,
and replied don't blame me, blame the new Reindeer "Pappi"..
Monte Clause looked around for more of his Reindeer,
and saw 2 of his Loyal Reindeer on their fat asses....
Doing what they seem to do all year round,
Is drink, snort, fart, and pass Bad Gasses.....
They were all so acting stupid and frigging drunk,
Monte Clause realized he needed a Sober lead Reindeer,
and started loudly chewing out their asses,
and asked the assholes, who's gonna lead us this year...
TwoTonTony suggested that the Reindeer take a poll,
and amongst ourselves we would decide......
Not only who would be the Lead Reindeer this year,
But also what other Reindeers would be allowed to ride....
Spearit, BigTicket, LongNex, 3Jack, TMAC, were the first,
To speak up and put in their bid for being Last....
While Papi (aka Spark) was suggesting the Lead be Meg,
Monte said, never work, you all would be looking at her ass...
Monte Clause was in a terrible Bind for lead Reindeer,
and no way out of this problem could he see....
When a strong, firm, and statisticly approved suggestion--
He did receive from his Loyal Reindeer FrankB.......
It can't be the Old Reindeer Kaptain, cause he can't see,
Can't be 10Dime Bry, cause all he looks for is fun....
JMarty, Homer, BearDown, jt4545, rentedmule, and out,
I suggest we get Rocko, cause HE'lL GeT ER DoNE"....
Monte Claus pondered over his situation for a while,
and realized that this wasn't gonna be done with ease...
Wayne steppep up and suggested we use WayneChung,
Monte Clause replied angrily, "none of us speak Chunganese"...
Monte Clause was running out of options and decided this,
Want it done right, then I'll have to do it myself,
So he hooked up the Reindeers to their Harnesses,
and loaded up "Lil RooK", his chief Elf....
The Reindeer grunted, strained, groaned as hard as they could,
and couldn't even get the Sleigh a foot above the Grass...
When Monte Clause realized yet another problem existed,
He was overweight by trying to use LSU Jimmys fat ass....
LSU JIMMY, was un harnessed to lighten the load,
and then Monte Claus was starting to get real Happy,
Cause now he realized, if he unhooked KB Sooner,
it would work by replacing him with slim ass Reindeer JBC...
Monte Claus thought he had it all worked out,
And he started shouting instructions to all his Reindeer,
When he realized, they had just found the Kaptains Rum,
Were Drunk again, so Monte said FVK it, I'll wait for next year..
Merry Christmas to you all, and for those I left out, I'm sorry....My Kids just arrived, so I have to shut er down...love you all----kapt
Having a drink, and reading a book......
When the frontdoor swiftly swung open,
In came his Chief Elf "The Rook".......
Monte Claus raised hell with the Rook.
and asked if he was playing some kind of game...
The Rook looked at Monte Clause sadly, head hung down,
and said "The damn Reindeer" are drunk again....
Monte Clause asked The Rook about their condition,
and if any of em had come to Harm.....
The Rook said he wasn't too sure about their condition,
so Monte Clause and Rook headed for the Reindeer Barn....
They trudged through the snow and heavy winds,
got to the Barn, and what's the first thing they see..
A bunch of drunk ass BC Reindeers passed out,
and in the corner "Bover was humping JC"....
Monte Claus was really pissed off this time,
This same shit keeps happening over and again.....
How can this still be going on after last years warning,
And I left em in care of my head Reindeer Wayne...
Monte Clause approached his head Reindeer Wayne,
and let him know that he wasn't too damn happy.....
Head Reindeer Wayne, nonchalantly looked at Monte Clause,
and replied don't blame me, blame the new Reindeer "Pappi"..
Monte Clause looked around for more of his Reindeer,
and saw 2 of his Loyal Reindeer on their fat asses....
Doing what they seem to do all year round,
Is drink, snort, fart, and pass Bad Gasses.....
They were all so acting stupid and frigging drunk,
Monte Clause realized he needed a Sober lead Reindeer,
and started loudly chewing out their asses,
and asked the assholes, who's gonna lead us this year...
TwoTonTony suggested that the Reindeer take a poll,
and amongst ourselves we would decide......
Not only who would be the Lead Reindeer this year,
But also what other Reindeers would be allowed to ride....
Spearit, BigTicket, LongNex, 3Jack, TMAC, were the first,
To speak up and put in their bid for being Last....
While Papi (aka Spark) was suggesting the Lead be Meg,
Monte said, never work, you all would be looking at her ass...
Monte Clause was in a terrible Bind for lead Reindeer,
and no way out of this problem could he see....
When a strong, firm, and statisticly approved suggestion--
He did receive from his Loyal Reindeer FrankB.......
It can't be the Old Reindeer Kaptain, cause he can't see,
Can't be 10Dime Bry, cause all he looks for is fun....
JMarty, Homer, BearDown, jt4545, rentedmule, and out,
I suggest we get Rocko, cause HE'lL GeT ER DoNE"....
Monte Claus pondered over his situation for a while,
and realized that this wasn't gonna be done with ease...
Wayne steppep up and suggested we use WayneChung,
Monte Clause replied angrily, "none of us speak Chunganese"...
Monte Clause was running out of options and decided this,
Want it done right, then I'll have to do it myself,
So he hooked up the Reindeers to their Harnesses,
and loaded up "Lil RooK", his chief Elf....
The Reindeer grunted, strained, groaned as hard as they could,
and couldn't even get the Sleigh a foot above the Grass...
When Monte Clause realized yet another problem existed,
He was overweight by trying to use LSU Jimmys fat ass....
LSU JIMMY, was un harnessed to lighten the load,
and then Monte Claus was starting to get real Happy,
Cause now he realized, if he unhooked KB Sooner,
it would work by replacing him with slim ass Reindeer JBC...
Monte Claus thought he had it all worked out,
And he started shouting instructions to all his Reindeer,
When he realized, they had just found the Kaptains Rum,
Were Drunk again, so Monte said FVK it, I'll wait for next year..
Merry Christmas to you all, and for those I left out, I'm sorry....My Kids just arrived, so I have to shut er down...love you all----kapt
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