Kaptains "Cease Defecation" plays for Tuesday

[Kaptain]

savage1

I have to chuckle at the title of this thread, because in my case since my routine colonoscopy on Friday, I have not been able to defecate at all;there was plenty of it before induced by my drinking that awful piss tasting half liter I had to drink prior to the test but non after.
I guess then my hope is that if I play your games tonight and they win, I will be able to defecate regularly once again starting today.

I just recently had a colonoscopy, and I can relate to that "full liter" of that salt brine and oil tasting stuff......lets hope I win, and you can actualy get it on....thanks for responding

[Kaptain]

Papa Joe

Unreal YOF ... hahaha

Good Luck pal

I am UN REAL kapt

[Kaptain]

Meg25

...i really hope you sweep them all!!!

you're not the only one---know what I mean Verne....could be Painful kapt

[vondie]

for someone who likes to give a lesson to the "kids" who are immature and do nothing but argue on here...you sure don't shy away from stirring the pot. GL tonight

[Kaptain]

bdgump

feel like det and marq over is only a 3.5*

...my bad....too lat now---oh well....thanks for replying---kapt

[Kaptain]

BigWeiner

You must not drink coffee. I wouldn't even have the option to make a decision like that. Good luck

coffee makes me do this , too much food, creates this kapt

[Kaptain]

zeib10

Looks like a helluva night ahead Kapt!

agreed: but they are my "Will not Lose" plays for the week kapt

[Kaptain]

three jack

Kappy...you could be literally 'full of shit' if this don't go well tonight...so lets hope they do! GL!

Thats putting it in a "Nice and Literal" way

[BAMABOY]

Very Strong Kapt ! Gl 2 You Sir !

[Kaptain]

vondie

for someone who likes to give a lesson to the "kids" who are immature and do nothing but argue on here...you sure don't shy away from stirring the pot. GL tonight

just trying to fit in, and be one of the boys kapt

[Kaptain]

Bamaboy

Very Strong Kapt ! Gl 2 You Sir !

thanks for the response kapt

[TwoTonTony]

Thats right----you read the caption clearly----I'm so confident of these picks tonight, that if I dont have a winning day, I'll cease Deficating for the same amt of days as the difference in my games won or lost........i e, If I lose 3 more than I win, I won't deficate for 3 days, 4 losses, and 4 days of no deficating......I'll be a cranky man If I lose today, but these "Will not Lose" plays are my finest...........I just may be putting my self in a position of receiving some sheer pain, self inflicted of course, but naw, these "will not lose" babies are for real........I've been posting here for a long time, have a good record of winning, and especially my top rated plays........well, these are top rated plays.........

Get the "Kudos" ready ( I need the Love), or the "Prayers" to reduce my "Pain", as I will be expecting some recognition for this feat (and entertainment), after all, it is free...........

NBA
504 Heat..............-4 1/2..........-104..............5*
511 Spurs.............+ 1 1/2........-103...............5*

NCAA Hoops
521 E Carolina.......+4 1/2..........-105...............5*
524 Geo Wash.......-22..............-102...............5*
530 Tulane...........-3 1/2...........-103...............5*
532 Ind St............+1 1/2..........-115............................10*
Ind St/W Mich.......over 129.......-105................5*
537/538 SC/Cal Irv.over 120.......-105................5*
545 Detroit...........+11 1/2.........-105...............5*
Det/Mquette..........over 121.......-108...............4*
551 Pepperdine.....-10................-110............................10*
558 Iona.............+9 1/2............+101.............................10*

NCAA Football
Ball St/Toledo................over 55..........-105...................10*

7 pt teaser -120
Ball St + 11 1/2
over 48............................................5*

Opinions
NBA
Hawks -1
BobCats + 7 1/2

NCAA
Geo Wash/Dart.......over 141
Depaul/N'western....over 118
W Mich/Ind St........over 129
Belmont +1
Belmont/Frdhm.......under 153
Marist/Del.............under 142

now---gl to all you fine folks, and you have a nice day........

TwoTonTony----I'll be highly disappointed if you don't have a salty reply to this one........This is Pandoras Box my man

Good luck Kaptain.....my only concern is who is going to change your diaper now that you have 2 seperated shoulders......

[Dennis14072]

gl tonight kaptain!

[kbsooner21]

I think the Ol' Kapt's been down in the ol' rum closet today

Hope you don't shit the bed tonight, cause it may be your last for a while

[moondog22]

best of luck Kapt