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    FAMILY
    Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One
    night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and
    pauses. She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses "Was I going up the stairs or down?" The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head
    and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful." She knocks on
    wood for good measure. She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."
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    Last edited by wayne1218; 07-21-2003, 10:40 PM.

  • #2
    Thats good ...
    1 of 1 Morons

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    • #3
      joke

      good one wayne

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      • #4
        Heres one

        What does the banana say to the vibrator?


        What are you shaking for "She's going to eat me"

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        • #5
          Did you hear about the guy who fell into the upholstery machine?


          He is fully recovered.

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          • #6
            Carefull Wayne some of us are ageing around here!

            ? is this a reply? or a new thread? (lol):D
            G-luck
            Bring-in-it-home

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            • #7
              Know Why women fake orgasms???

              Cause they think men care!!
              Jimmy aint heavy he's my brother!!!

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