Cy Young Canidates

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Just in from the Pittsburgh Pirates Zach Duke, Tom Gorzelanny, and Kip Wells. WOW have you seen these guys stuff unhittable, just ask the ****ing San Francisco Giants hitters they'll tell you about it. ****ing pathetic these guys are a combined 9-16 with an ERA around6 for each, and they were all pitching terrible lately. Personally my pick would be Kip Wells 1-5 with a 6.69 ERA