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HI GUYS THIS ONE HAPPENED A FEW YEARS BACK.. HERBIE AND I WERE DOING SOME YARD WORK WHEN A GREAT BIG BUMBLE BEE STUNG HERBIE RIGHT ON THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD. WELL I GUESS HERBIE IS ALLERGIC TO BEES HE SWEALLED UP LIKE A MOTHEFUCKER SO WE TOOK A TRIP TO THE EMERGECY ROOM. WELL I WAS KIND OF EMBARSED TO TELL THE DOC WHAT HAPPENED BUT I DID AND HE SAID WHAT WERE YOU DOING SCREWING A BEE HOLE. I SAID NO SMART ASS I WAS WATERING YOUR WIFES FLOWER.. HE SAID OKAY WERE EVEN YOUR KIND OF A LIVEWIRE ARENT YOU.. I SAID YES AND HERBIE IS STARTING TO GET PISSED. HE SAID NURSE DAISY WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU. AND BOY DID SHE AS SOON AS SHE SEEN HERB IN HIS WORKING CLOTHSE SHE WENT APE SHIT. SHE SAID I WILL HAVE TO SUCK THE POISION OUT AND BOY DID SHE. SHE COULD HAVE SUCKED A GOLF BALL RIGHT THRU OLD HERB. THEN THE OLD HEBSTER RETURNED THE FAVOR AND WATERD HER PETUINA RIGHT THERE IN THE EMERGECY ROOM.. I CAN REALLY MAKE THE BEST OUT OF THE WORST SITUATIONS...:D
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