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OSU cuz I'm a homer and Adrian Bowan is the best player in the Conference and Savage is one of the best running backs and Bobby Reid is a bigtime QB that will show up this yearand Brandon Pettigrew won't drop the ball in the endzone against OU like that other TE (name never to be mentioned again).
Defense front line is ? but the rest are solid.
So take the overs this year boys cuz just like in '88 we're goning to outscore everyone!!!
GO STATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Last edited by Bill the Thrill; 08-23-2007, 07:26 PM.updated thru 4/04 play
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It's been almost one (1) week without an arrest of a Longhorn football player! Good Job Mack - way to keep those boys in line!!! (Note: for those of you that don't know, Austin's Pride has produced, within the last month, four (4) boys- w/ mugshots and prints. Two for armed robbery (w/ firearms), one for auto burglary & DUI and another for DUI)
Despite, their days of "good behavior" - I thought you might find these jokes timely!
1. What do you call a drug ring in Austin? A huddle.
2. Four UT Longhorns in a car, who's driving? The police.
3. The UT Longhorns have adopted a new "Honor System". Yes your Honor, No your Honor.
4. The UT Longhorns knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator: F. Lee Bailey.
5. How do the UT Longhorns spend their first week at fall practice? Studying their Miranda Rights.
6. What do you say to a Longhorn in a suit? Will the defendant please rise?
7. If you see Longhorn football player on a bike, why don't you swerve to hit him? It might be your bike!
8. The Longhorns employ scouts. But to look out for cops, not to scout high school kids.
9. I heard a rumor that the Texas Department of Corrections plans to build a new prison in Austin, Texas in order to allow Longhorns to walk to school.
10. What do you call it, when a Longhorn goes on vacation? Time off for good behavior.
11. Why couldn't the Longhorn get into a huddle on the football field? It's a parole violation to associate with known felons.
12. Obviously Coach Mack Brown is not paying his players if they have to
resort to robbing people.
13. Book 'em, Horns!Comment
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