Rook's Horses for Wednesday

[insidethe8thpol]

3 is a scratch in the 3rd at Belmont

Thats why I'd rather play 2nd or 3rd tier tracks. They dont care if a monsoon is hovering over the track, they all run. If the sun isnt shining at Belmont, half the field is scratched.

[PhilJr]

3 is a scratch in the 3rd at Belmont

How am I going to retire now? I was going to wager my bankroll on WPS at 99:1

[Chado1]

OK. we will.

We were talking on the backstretch (marks on a womans back after having a baby) about Street Sense (knowledge you have when you hang on the streets) when the bugler (horn player) called the horses to post (not to write anything on BC, but to come onto the track). 8 minutes later, all hell broke loose when 10 came out of the gate (where the horses are put to start the race, not the gate prison guards open to let prisoners into the yard), the #2 took the lead at the 1st call (not when the bars first open), battled to the 1/2 with the #5. The #2 then pulled up (not because he was about to ejaculate early) with a hoof injury. The #5 turned for home (not his real one) with a 5 length lead, but was run down by the #6 who was coming like a freight train (he didnt blow any whistles) in the last furlong (nothing to do with fur coats) to win by a head (a horses head, nothing was unzipped).

WTF IS THIS?