Herman Cain

[savage1]

Simple Question:
Based on what you know and have heard now and not what may come out later about his alleged sexual improprieties, do you deem him as a suitable Presidential candidate, and if he did get the nomination, would you vote for him at this point?

[bb33]

hes an imbecile-forget about the scandal-
republicans only true candidates would be newt or ron paul -the 2 smartest guys up there

[savage1]

hes an imbecile-forget about the scandal-
republicans only true candidates would be newt or ron paul -the 2 smartest guys up there

I wouldn't vote for him.
However, that said and although I usually vote democratic, I might vote Republican this time if and only if Romney was the candidate.

[plandbill]

Clinton was a good candidate?

[flarendep1]

Where were these women 10 years ago?? Why are they reporting now?? No wonder good people do not want to run for positions in politics. If he is innocent, the damage is done.

Clinton had sex with a intern in the oval office and kept his job.

I will vote for anyone else besides the current disaster in office.

[insidethe8thpol]

Where were these women 10 years ago?? Why are they reporting now?? No wonder good people do not want to run for positions in politics. If he is innocent, the damage is done.

Clinton had sex with a intern in the oval office and kept his job.

I will vote for anyone else besides the current disaster in office.

Exactly !! If this shit happened when they said it did, what took so long ??

Seems to me like someone doesnt like someone else getting the minority vote.

[10DimeBry]

Simple Question:
Based on what you know and have heard now and not what may come out later about his alleged sexual improprieties, do you deem him as a suitable Presidential candidate, and if he did get the nomination, would you vote for him at this point?

yes. willie clinton banged countless women.

shit john edwards fathered a child with a woman while he was married.

Cain simply says something that may be considered inappropriate and people shouldnt vote for him??? that is crazy.

just a thought....where is rev. Al sharpton and Jessie jackson to stick up for a fellow black man

ooooohhhh wait a second Herman Cain doesnt fit into the liberal way .....you have to be black and liberal to get the support of 2 racists like sharpton and Jessie

[vols fan]

just a thought....where is rev. Al sharpton and Jessie jackson to stick up for a fellow black man

ooooohhhh wait a second Herman Cain doesnt fit into the liberal way .....you have to be black and liberal to get the support of 2 racists like sharpton and Jessie

Bout time you started posting some true shit

[BettorsChat]

hes an imbecile-forget about the scandal-
republicans only true candidates would be newt or ron paul -the 2 smartest guys up there

Newt doesn't stand a chance.

[savage1]

Newt doesn't stand a chance.

I agree-it looks liek Romney should get it barring the emergence of some dark horse.

[bb33]

newt doesnt -ur right-and that shows how ignorant people are -

[savage1]

CONCORD, NH (The Borowitz Report) – The race for the Republican presidential nomination took an unexpected turn today as a new poll showed that a startled deer was the new GOP frontrunner.

Bucky, the red deer who is the first choice of likely Republican voters is believed to be the first woodland creature ever to lead a major party’s presidential field.

“Voters like what they see in Bucky,” said veteran political strategist Ed Rollins, who has signed on to helm the red deer’s primary campaign. “The fact that he is unable to speak is a major asset.”

In his first appearance in Concord, New Hampshire, however, the antlered candidate garnered mixed reviews for what some observers said was an unsteady performance.

Appearing frightened by the TV lights, Bucky kicked over the podium and then pranced down the hall before being subdued by a tranquilizer dart.

“Clearly he’s a little rough around the edges,” said Mr. Rollins. “But he still did better than Herman Cain.”

It was another rough day for Mr. Cain, who offered this response to a reporter’s question: “For the last time, I did not touch her down there. Oh wait, did you say ‘Libya?’”

Gov. Rick Perry also stumbled badly in a campaign appearance in Iowa, telling supporters, “If I am elected, I will find out where Iran’s nuclear weapons are. Also, where Iran is.”

Meanwhile, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich predicted that his recent rise in the polls is not a fluke: “The American people want an adult, and no one has a stronger record of adultery than I do.”

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[BettorsChat]

Simple Question:
Based on what you know and have heard now and not what may come out later about his alleged sexual improprieties, do you deem him as a suitable Presidential candidate, and if he did get the nomination, would you vote for him at this point?

Ron Paul

[umreb78]

Mark it down, November 25, 2011, I'm telling you that Newt WILL be the GOP nominee...Save the arguments for now, we can do an autopsy after the convention.

[TwoTonTony]

CONCORD, NH (The Borowitz Report) – The race for the Republican presidential nomination took an unexpected turn today as a new poll showed that a startled deer was the new GOP frontrunner.

Bucky, the red deer who is the first choice of likely Republican voters is believed to be the first woodland creature ever to lead a major party’s presidential field.

“Voters like what they see in Bucky,” said veteran political strategist Ed Rollins, who has signed on to helm the red deer’s primary campaign. “The fact that he is unable to speak is a major asset.”

In his first appearance in Concord, New Hampshire, however, the antlered candidate garnered mixed reviews for what some observers said was an unsteady performance.

Appearing frightened by the TV lights, Bucky kicked over the podium and then pranced down the hall before being subdued by a tranquilizer dart.

“Clearly he’s a little rough around the edges,” said Mr. Rollins. “But he still did better than Herman Cain.”

It was another rough day for Mr. Cain, who offered this response to a reporter’s question: “For the last time, I did not touch her down there. Oh wait, did you say ‘Libya?’”

Gov. Rick Perry also stumbled badly in a campaign appearance in Iowa, telling supporters, “If I am elected, I will find out where Iran’s nuclear weapons are. Also, where Iran is.”

Meanwhile, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich predicted that his recent rise in the polls is not a fluke: “The American people want an adult, and no one has a stronger record of adultery than I do.”

Get the Borowitz Report delivered to your inbox for free here.

Our Commander in Chief is a bumbling idiot without his telemprompter.....can not pronounce simple words....has mastered the word uh......does not know how many states....what holidays mean....the list goes on....He could not hold half these peoples jocks on stage. why the pubs go on stage and have these uber liberals launch gotcha bombs at them is beyond me. Insted of it being a debate it is an opportunity for the liberal hosts to flex their cerebral muscles with gotcha type questioning. If the President were put under this type of vetting and scrutiny he would crumble. For Gods sake we cant even get a college transcipt from him let alone things he was charged with 20 years ago. If people can not see the double standard they are blind....