If one year ago you purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines,you would have $49.00 today.If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG,you would have $33.00. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers you would have $0.00 today. BUT if you would have bought $1,000 worth of beers,drank every damn one of them,turned the aluminum cans in for recycling you would have $214.00. Therefore the best current investment plan is to drink heavily and recycle. Drink up boys








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