This is not a political thing guys... Please give it a rest and think about the thousands who died and their families today.
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On a lighter note, from the Borowitz Report:
May 2, 2011
2012 Election Cancelled
Obama Buoyed by 100 Percent Approval Rating
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – In what historians are calling an unprecedented development in American politics, both major parties decided today to cancel the 2012 election.
The decision to scrap the 2012 contest came on the heels of a new poll showing President Barack Obama with an approval rating of one hundred percent, believed to be a record high for an American president.
Mr. Obama even polled well among Republicans, with a majority of GOP voters agreeing with the statement, “I no longer care that he wasn’t born here.”
The new bipartisan spirit sweeping the nation was captured well by House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio), who tearfully told reporters, “This is a great day for America… oh, leave me alone, goddamn it.”
Republican presidential hopeful Donald Trump made no official announcement, but sources said he was considering running for Prime Minister of Canada.
The cancellation of the election comes in the aftermath of the death of Osama bin Laden, whose last words reportedly were, “I knew I shouldn’t have signed up for Foursquare.”
Of all the major news networks, Fox News did not report news of bin Laden’s death, saying that it would air cartoons “until further notice.”
In Libya, Colonel Muammar Gaddafi issued the following official statement: “Uh-oh.”
In North Korea, President Kim Jong-Il said this: “I have lost my last friend on Facebook.”
And in Wasilla, former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin said this: “We must find and kill Osama bin Laden.”
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Burial procedure says" military officer read religious remarks and then the deceased's body was EASED into the sea". That means they kicked the shit out of the body bag and called him a cock sucker and threw his mother fuckin ass head first in the fucking ocean. WHOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by vols fan View PostBurial procedure says" military officer read religious remarks and then the deceased's body was EASED into the sea". That means they kicked the shit out of the body bag and called him a cock sucker and threw his mother fuckin ass head first in the fucking ocean. WHOOOOO!!!!!!!!!He who wears diaper knows his shit - Confucius
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4 more years
Originally posted by The Lovedoc View PostThanks to our finest military of men and women! Now, lets bring our troops back home.. Mission accomplished!
Obama will go down as one of our greatest Presidents EVER!!! He delivered Bin Ladens head on a silver platter!! I'm so glad i voted for him! Tremendous job mr president!!
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Originally posted by kbsooner21 View PostOk, so you voted last election to prove you're not rascist. Next election, vote to prove you're not stupid
Where & how did they get the info about BL's courier 5 years ago ??
I guess waterboarding is fine when you take credit for taking this scumbag out. Now we know its true that sock puppets talk out both sides of their mouthHe who wears diaper knows his shit - Confucius
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I was wondering why he kept Gitmo open after repeatedly saying he would close it during the campaign of 2008. The process started in 2004 with info given by KSM on the nickname of a courier.
Hate to say it, but I want to see the photo. Conspiracy theories will always be there, but I want to see the evidence.
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Originally posted by Guns View PostI was wondering why he kept Gitmo open after repeatedly saying he would close it during the campaign of 2008. The process started in 2004 with info given by KSM on the nickname of a courier.
Hate to say it, but I want to see the photo. Conspiracy theories will always be there, but I want to see the evidence.
Because he and all the lefty's have no idea what we are up against. They attacked our military for waterboarding, now they are having orgasms that Obama ordered the killing of a terrorist. Waterboarding helped get this intel from what I heard.
Where are all the "Truthers" who mostly all voted for Obama who said 9/11 was ordered and carried out by Bush??
The photo will be released I am sure. Particulary since they dumped his body already. I would like to see it and they should put it up on Al Jazeera too.NBA is a joke
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