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    One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

    Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

    Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

    And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

  • #2
    So true.





    That Florist was gay.
    NBA is a joke

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    • #3
      Originally posted by flarendep1 View Post
      So true.





      I'm gay.
      Wow, could be the weirdest situation for someone to come out of the closet in

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      • #4
        Originally posted by kbsooner21 View Post
        Wow, could be the weirdest situation for someone to come out of the closet in



        NBA is a joke

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        • #5
          Originally posted by kbsooner21 View Post
          Wow, could be the weirdest situation for someone to come out of the closet in

          jc Wishes He Can Get A Goat

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          • #6
            the florist went to the barber? Who wrote that joke?

            The ballerina went into the Ace Hardware.....

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