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  • I Would Vote For Him In A Heartbeat!!!

    AMERICA NEEDS A CANDIDATE WITH THIS PLATFORM!!





    I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT IN THE YEAR 2012..
    HERE IS MY PLATFORM:

    (1). Any use of the phrase: 'Press 1 for English' is immediately BANNED!!!. English is the official language; speak it or wait outside of our borders until you can.

    (2). We will immediately go into a two year isolationist attitude in order to straighten out the greedy big business posture in this country. America will allow NO imports, and we'll do no exports. We will use the 'Wal-Mart 's policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.' We'll make it here and sell it here!

    (3). When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it coming in here.

    (4). All retired military personnel will be required to man one of the many observation towers located on the southern border of the United States (six month tour). They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.

    (5). Social Security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you AIN'T gettin nuttin out. Neither the President nor any other politician will be able to touch it.


    (6). Welfare. -- Checks will be handed out on Fridays, at the end of the 40 hour school week, the successful completion of a urinalysis test for drugs, and passing grades.

    (7). Professional Athletes -- Steroids? The FIRST time you check positive you're banned from sports ... for life.

    (8). Crime -- We will adopt the Turkish method, i.e., the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more 'life sentences'. If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for the victim you killed: gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

    (9).. One export of ours will be allowed: wheat; because the world needs to eat.. However, a bushel of wheat will be the EXACT price of a barrel of oil.

    (10). All foreign aid, using American taxpayer money, will immediately cease and the saved money will help to pay off the national debt and, ultimately, lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask The American People if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision as to whether, or not, it's a worthy cause.

    (11). The Pledge of Allegiance will be said EVERY day at school and every day in CONGRESS.

    (12). The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.

    My apology is offered if I've stepped on anyone's toes .... nevertheless....


    GOD BLESS AMERICA !

  • #2
    I 2nd the motion spark !

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    • #3
      Amen!!

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      • #4
        below is a good book that I read a few years back..

        Michael Eric Dyson
        "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." -Mark Twain

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        • #5
          Originally posted by ChitownZ View Post
          I 2nd the motion spark !
          Originally posted by ToDaClub View Post
          Amen!!
          Wouldn't it be such a breath of fresh air guys ???

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Spark View Post
            Wouldn't it be such a breath of fresh air guys ???
            Why can't it happen? I really worry for my kids and grandkids, I'll make it, but with the trillions we are spending, I'm so concerned about the next couple generations. Makes me sad...

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            • #7
              In the mid to late 90's I read an article about goverment, at the time it took 3 dollars to give someone 1 dollar. I decided then goverment is not our answer, I don't have the answers, but I see the same thing with the health care. Has to be a better answer. Please people, don't ask goverment for what you are capable of providing for yourself if you work!

              OK I'm going back to Urgent and making fun of KB!

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              • #8
                Love # 5 and # 10


                I would vote for him anytime.
                NBA is a joke

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                • #9
                  Right On!!! #6 will sure scare the hell out of the deadbeats!!!
                  Nothing is as far away as one minute ago.

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                  • #10
                    there are people that abuse wellfare, but a lot of people actually need it...
                    "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." -Mark Twain

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                    • #11
                      that's pretty much a libertarian party platform. i have no problem with this since i am MUCH more of a libertarian than a rep. sorry to disappoint MM and GM.
                      “A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have."

                      Gerald Ford

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                      • #12


                        KAZ
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                        I'm just here so I won't get fined....

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Spark View Post
                          Wouldn't it be such a breath of fresh air guys ???
                          It would be but would never happen. Why ??


                          We cant have everyone happy. Its not the way politics works around here. They always have to have the people divided and angry to have all of their schemes working.
                          He who wears diaper knows his shit - Confucius

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                          • #14
                            Interesting that he uses Wal-Mart as an exemplar of isolationism. Wal-Mart almost singlehandedly doubled our trade deficit with China.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by grandmama View Post
                              there are people that abuse wellfare, but a lot of people actually need it...
                              It gets abused by so many it is sickening, yes it is needed, but there needs to be something better than the way it is.

                              JMO

                              I see it constantly, and I would love to see those put on welfare tested for alcohol, tobacco and drugs. If tested positive for any of those, no welfare.

                              No having children while on welfare, if you cant support yourself, you damn sure have ZERO fucking business getting knocked up. You get knocked up, no welfare.

                              Condoms and birth control pills would be free and at every convienence store.

                              We wouldnt need all this insurance for the poor if they would simply close there legs and stop having kids they cant afford. I dont care how that sounds, if you cant afford to feed the kid, DONT HAVE IT!!!
                              Questions, comments, complaints:
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