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> a conservative doesn’t like guns, they don’t buy
> one. If a liberal doesn’t like guns, then no one
> should have one.
>
> If a conservative is a vegetarian, they don’t eat
> meat. If a liberal is, they want to ban all meat
> products for everyone.
>
> If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about
> how to defeat his enemy. A liberal wonders how to
> surrender gracefully and still look good.
>
> If a conservative is homosexual, they quietly enjoy their
> life. If a liberal is homosexual, they loudly demand
> legislated respect.
>
> If a black man or Hispanic is conservative,
> they see themselves as independently successful. Their
> liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of
> government protection.
>
> If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to
> better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take
> care of him.
>
> If a conservative doesn’t20like a talk show host, h e
> switches channels. Liberals demand that those they
> don’t like be shut down.
>
> If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to
> church. A liberal wants any mention of God or
> religion silenced.
>
> If
> a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about
> shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
> A liberal demands that his neighbors pay for
> his.
>
>
> a conservative doesn’t like guns, they don’t buy
> one. If a liberal doesn’t like guns, then no one
> should have one.
>
> If a conservative is a vegetarian, they don’t eat
> meat. If a liberal is, they want to ban all meat
> products for everyone.
>
> If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about
> how to defeat his enemy. A liberal wonders how to
> surrender gracefully and still look good.
>
> If a conservative is homosexual, they quietly enjoy their
> life. If a liberal is homosexual, they loudly demand
> legislated respect.
>
> If a black man or Hispanic is conservative,
> they see themselves as independently successful. Their
> liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of
> government protection.
>
> If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to
> better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take
> care of him.
>
> If a conservative doesn’t20like a talk show host, h e
> switches channels. Liberals demand that those they
> don’t like be shut down.
>
> If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to
> church. A liberal wants any mention of God or
> religion silenced.
>
> If
> a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about
> shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
> A liberal demands that his neighbors pay for
> his.
>
>
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