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A Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant
one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the
restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over
there?" The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.
The next patron to come in was a Libertarian with a
hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth , painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a > cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that > Jesus over there?" The waitress nodded, so the
Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."
The third patron to come into the restaurant was a
Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there, honey! How's
about gettin' me a cold glass of Miller Light?" He,
too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that God's boy over there?" The waitress once
more nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give
Jesus a cold glass of beer. "On my bill," he said.
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the
Republican, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed."
The Republican felt the strengt h come back into his
legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.
Jesus also passed by the Libertarian, touched him
and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up, and he raised his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back flips out the door.
Then Jesus walked towards the Democrat. The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me... I'm collecting disability."
one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the
restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over
there?" The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.
The next patron to come in was a Libertarian with a
hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth , painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a > cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that > Jesus over there?" The waitress nodded, so the
Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."
The third patron to come into the restaurant was a
Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there, honey! How's
about gettin' me a cold glass of Miller Light?" He,
too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that God's boy over there?" The waitress once
more nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give
Jesus a cold glass of beer. "On my bill," he said.
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the
Republican, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed."
The Republican felt the strengt h come back into his
legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.
Jesus also passed by the Libertarian, touched him
and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up, and he raised his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back flips out the door.
Then Jesus walked towards the Democrat. The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me... I'm collecting disability."
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