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George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline
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>> > Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop
>> > Using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That
>> > would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas
>> > would come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the
>> > border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border,
>> > hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq .Tell
>> > him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the
>> > military. Give him a soldier's pay
>>while
>> > he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to
>>become
>> > a
>> > citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered
>> > to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter
>> > illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq
>> > and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they
>> > refuse to serve,
>>ship
>> > them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem
>> > solved.
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>> > Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop
>> > Using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That
>> > would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas
>> > would come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the
>> > border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border,
>> > hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq .Tell
>> > him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the
>> > military. Give him a soldier's pay
>>while
>> > he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to
>>become
>> > a
>> > citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered
>> > to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter
>> > illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq
>> > and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they
>> > refuse to serve,
>>ship
>> > them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem
>> > solved.
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