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  • ****amber Alert****

    The OHIO State Police Dept. on 26,April, 2006 issued a Amber Alert for JMarty. Jmarty is a short white male that talks like a red neck.

    Likes:

    kids
    driving a minivan
    misspelling
    hitting it without protection

    Dislikes:
    RJ
    Spell Check
    Rubbers

    Anyone with information leading to the safe return of Jmarty to bettorschat is urged to contact myself,Adolf spark,wayne,lovedoc,kapt or anyone on this site

    Thank you for your time,

    10DimeBry
    2013 NCAA POD Record

    8-3ATS +3.80 units

    2013 NFL POD Record

    1-2 ATS -4.50 units

  • #2
    Hitting it without protection priceless

    dislikes rubbers RLMFAO
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    • #3
      one of the best yet!

      Where are you marty???

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      • #4
        you forgot his biggest like...run on sentences that are a paragraph long

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Meg25
          you forgot his biggest like...run on sentences that are a paragraph long

          Listen here Miss college educated, not all of us are gifted with the pen. At least he doesnt live in Sparks basement and stay drunk all the time
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          • #6
            Bump

            FURTHER INFORMATION ON JMARTY6969

            Our friend JMarty has last been seen at Bettorschat on 04-06-2006 at 07:57 AM. His is missed by his family here at Bettorschat.

            But most importantly, he is missed by his children. Our Bettorschat Information Team has gathered information that his children are undergoing counseling and miss him very much.

            Hurry back home JMarty .... We miss ya buddy!!!!

            Our Bettorschat Photographers were able to catch up with all of JMarty's kids and get a quick photo of them during counseling ....






            "Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant'
            is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist'"

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            • #7
              It's always noon somewhere!

              My Fish and Aquariums

              Griffey's Posted Record

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              • #8
                That's freaking priceless!

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                • #9
                  hahahahaha

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                  • #10
                    i forgot about this amber alert
                    2013 NCAA POD Record

                    8-3ATS +3.80 units

                    2013 NFL POD Record

                    1-2 ATS -4.50 units

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                    • #11
                      Marty is a Baseball Bitch. I was talking to him last night.

                      Baseball here baseball there baseball everywhere

                      Wait I'm doing the samething
                      1 of 1 Morons

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by 10DimeBry
                        The OHIO State Police Dept. on 26,April, 2006 issued a Amber Alert for JMarty. Jmarty is a short white male that talks like a red neck.

                        Likes:

                        kids
                        driving a minivan
                        misspelling
                        hitting it without protection

                        Dislikes:
                        RJ
                        Spell Check
                        Rubbers

                        Anyone with information leading to the safe return of Jmarty to bettorschat is urged to contact myself,Adolf spark,wayne,lovedoc,kapt or anyone on this site

                        Thank you for your time,

                        10DimeBry


                        Rubbers!! bwhahahahahahahahahahaha

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Homer
                          Marty is a Baseball Bitch. I was talking to him last night.

                          Baseball here baseball there baseball everywhere

                          Wait I'm doing the samething

                          Jmarty's kids baseball schedule for this week:

                          Monday= 5pm marty jr game, 6pm sarah softball game

                          Tuesday= 5pm kenny game, 5pm alan's babe ruth game

                          wednesday= 5pm alice's softball game, 6pm david's game

                          thrusday= 5pm michael's game, 5pm Matt's game, 6pm Sherry's softball game

                          Friday= 5pm Steven's game, 5pm Joe's game, 6pm Mary's softaball game, 6pm Jenny's pony league game

                          So as you can tell his week nights are jam packed.
                          you guys should see what his weekend schedule is like
                          2013 NCAA POD Record

                          8-3ATS +3.80 units

                          2013 NFL POD Record

                          1-2 ATS -4.50 units

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by 10DimeBry
                            Jmarty's kids baseball schedule for this week:

                            Monday= 5pm marty jr game, 6pm sarah softball game

                            Tuesday= 5pm kenny game, 5pm alan's babe ruth game

                            wednesday= 5pm alice's softball game, 6pm david's game

                            thrusday= 5pm michael's game, 5pm Matt's game, 6pm Sherry's softball game

                            Friday= 5pm Steven's game, 5pm Joe's game, 6pm Mary's softaball game, 6pm Jenny's pony league game

                            So as you can tell his week nights are jam packed.
                            you guys should see what his weekend schedule is like
                            U GUYS ARE SO WRONG U H AMMER THIS POOR ALL THE TIME.....BWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA HE CANT HAVE THAT MANY KIDS....
                            Last edited by bover1; 06-20-2006, 03:27 PM.
                            MY MEAT IN THE HOT DESERT.......

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                            • #15
                              bump for new forum
                              2013 NCAA POD Record

                              8-3ATS +3.80 units

                              2013 NFL POD Record

                              1-2 ATS -4.50 units

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