Anybody ever farted so bad they could not even stand the smell??

[WayneChung]

GUYS I USE TO PLAY POKER IN A TIGHT TRAILER // there were a couple of guys who would send everybody outside for 10 minutes-it was like a green cloud // one ole guy from a rough part of the city would get fighting mad and this dude was dangerous-LOL !!

A GUY NAMED HOGG CUT ONE ONE DAY THAT WAS SO BAD IT BROKE THE GAME UP-everybody just left-lol !!

[WayneChung]

my brother cut one of those green cloud monsters on the left side of a theatre,i forget the movie we were watching,but everybody on that side of the theatre got up and moved over to the right wing-IT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS !!

[WayneChung]

Bump

bump !!

[Spark]

GUYS I USE TO PLAY POKER IN A TIGHT TRAILER // there were a couple of guys who would send everybody outside for 10 minutes-it was like a green cloud // one ole guy from a rough part of the city would get fighting mad and this dude was dangerous-LOL !!

You mean like this Chunger???

[WayneChung]

that's too funny joe !!

[Chado1]

yea dude i blow ass sometimes in front of my girlfriend and she always complains....mine dont really smell that bad.....but my problem is i fart about 30 times a day on average...no joke...i just let'em rip!

Fucking sick shit guy...

[Chado1]

Guys I swear, I have a buddy that can fart on demand ... Unreal ... Just say fart and he will ... and I mean fart, not any of these pussy silencers ... I mean a mans fart ... hahahaha

I like to blow them in bed and then pull the cover over my wife's head ...
The hell with her if she can not take a joke

[Chado1]

Guys this is a topic i know. I had a doctors visit once and I was farting like a dog shitting razor blades. They were freaking horrible. Anyway I was in the waiting room and I let a couple off every body in the room were looking around wanting to say something. It was terrible all of a sudden this big fucking bastard stands up all right who shit their drawers I want to know who shit their drawers. In the meantime i let another silent stinky off. The room became really quiet. I think everyone was in shock I mean paint was peeling off the wall it was so bad. This guy starts drilling everyone did you shit your pants. I was trying so hard not to laugh as because I would literally shit myself. He got to me and this motherfucker was as big as king kong. Did you shit your pants? All of sudden i dont know if he scared it out of me or not but I ripped the damdest fart ever heard I mean the room shook. The dude shook my hand and said any body that can rip one like that is all right withe me.

[WayneChung]

Guys this is a topic i know. I had a doctors visit once and I was farting like a dog shitting razor blades. They were freaking horrible. Anyway I was in the waiting room and I let a couple off every body in the room were looking around wanting to say something. It was terrible all of a sudden this big fucking bastard stands up all right who shit their drawers I want to know who shit their drawers. In the meantime i let another silent stinky off. The room became really quiet. I think everyone was in shock I mean paint was peeling off the wall it was so bad. This guy starts drilling everyone did you shit your pants. I was trying so hard not to laugh as because I would literally shit myself. He got to me and this motherfucker was as big as king kong. Did you shit your pants? All of sudden i dont know if he scared it out of me or not but I ripped the damdest fart ever heard I mean the room shook. The dude shook my hand and said any body that can rip one like that is all right withe me.

i thought my brother clearing a wing of the movie theatre was funny,but this story takes the pie-LOL !!

[knowlez]

Damn three year old thread and I still laugh my ass off.