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Originally posted by TwoTonTony
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Nothing like the smell of your own ass!!! As I was reading this I had to shake a little butt rust off of my own. My little 5 year just told me to get a new butt cause my stinks so bad!Comment
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Great thread TTT! I laughed my ass off reading it! Beer and fried chicken and I can clear the room with those farts! Good luck on the comeback trial!!
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Guys this is a topic i know. I had a doctors visit once and I was farting like a dog shitting razor blades. They were freaking horrible. Anyway I was in the waiting room and I let a couple off every body in the room were looking around wanting to say something. It was terrible all of a sudden this big fucking bastard stands up all right who shit their drawers I want to know who shit their drawers. In the meantime i let another silent stinky off. The room became really quiet. I think everyone was in shock I mean paint was peeling off the wall it was so bad. This guy starts drilling everyone did you shit your pants. I was trying so hard not to laugh as because I would literally shit myself. He got to me and this motherfucker was as big as king kong. Did you shit your pants? All of sudden i dont know if he scared it out of me or not but I ripped the damdest fart ever heard I mean the room shook. The dude shook my hand and said any body that can rip one like that is all right withe me.Comment
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great story!!!Originally posted by knowlezComment
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Told Ya !!!
Funniest thread ever.
You guys are makin me wet my pants.Comment
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Not from my own but I puked once from a friends. His were the worst. There was never one that didn't make you gag. it was diabolic.Three Jack's Record http://www.bettorschat.com/forums/sh...10#post1323910Comment
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Tony
Sounds like you had the ole fart from hell ... I wonder why
"Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant'
is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist'"Comment
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Guys I swear, I have a buddy that can fart on demand ... Unreal ... Just say fart and he will ... and I mean fart, not any of these pussy silencers ... I mean a mans fart ... hahahaha
I like to blow them in bed and then pull the cover over my wife's head ...
The hell with her if she can not take a joke
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the old "dutch oven" trick!!!Originally posted by SparkGuys I swear, I have a buddy that can fart on demand ... Unreal ... Just say fart and he will ... and I mean fart, not any of these pussy silencers ... I mean a mans fart ... hahahaha
I like to blow them in bed and then pull the cover over my wife's head ...
The hell with her if she can not take a jokeComment
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Man......I'm not the only one that gags my girlfriend. Nice!5* 0-0
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chciks dig that shit man!!!Originally posted by bwade210Comment
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At your age when you fart dust comes out.Originally posted by SparkGuys I swear, I have a buddy that can fart on demand ... Unreal ... Just say fart and he will ... and I mean fart, not any of these pussy silencers ... I mean a mans fart ... hahahaha
I like to blow them in bed and then pull the cover over my wife's head ...
The hell with her if she can not take a jokeComment
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BwahahahahaOriginally posted by longnex
"Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant'
is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist'"Comment
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Two Ton- Pls Do All Of Us A Favor And Don't Post A Scratch And Sniff.................thanksComment
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