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Vince Mc Mahon wanted me to tell as many people as possible ....
So
Without Further Ado ...
CHEECHO AND I ARE NOW THE NEW WWE WORLD WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT INTER GENDER TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS !!!
That’s right you heard me you pencil neck geeks … we only wrestle women … that’s in case you don’t know what INTERGENGER means.
We won the title last Saturday night at The TD Waterhouse Centre in Orlando … IN SPECTACULAR FASHON
AND FROM NOW ON WE WOULD LIKE TO BE ADDRESSED BY OUR NEW NAMES
Handsome Cheecho
And Luscious Luigi
Our tag team name is THE SICILIANS
YOU'D BETTER REMEMBER THAT NAME
CAUSE WE'RE GONNA MAKE TAG TEAM HISTORY
HERE WE ARE … RIGHT HERE BABY
WE HAVE THE MUSCLES THAT WOMEN LOVE AND MEN FEAR ( And I look a lot like Frank Zappa )
WE’RE ROUGH !!!
WE’RE TOUGH !!!
We’re a little flatulant too and that’s because we like to eat pasta fazool as our pre fight meal … but … never mind … that’s beside the point …
You want tough ? I’ll show you tough !!!
Here we are shaking down some ring announcer …
AND NOW
Our Manager … who came out of retirement just to be in our corner … the maker of champions … The Guiding Light … hailing from White Plains , New York ….
None other than ….
Captain Louis Albano
OUR OPPONENTS WERE
TRISH STRATUS !!!!
AND TORRIE WILSON !!!!
It was One Fall to a positive finish.
No holds barred
No disqualification
With Special Guest Referee ….
None other than DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE !!!
With a very special appearance by Kimberly , The Diamond Doll
Here’s Page , using his patented “ Diamond Cutter “ on an Insurance Salesman
HOW WE WON THE TITLE …
Captain Lou had devised a special plan for us which he guaranteed couldn’t lose.
The Girls got in the ring first … and tits were gigglin all over the place
After a minute or 2 , Cheecho entered the ring ...by himself !!!
He told Page and the Ladies that my flight had been delayed
Page went to the announcer’s desk to explain the situation
Cheecho made small talk with Torrie and Trish … winked at them … licked his eyebrows … I’m tellin’ ya , he was smoother than olive oil …
Cheecho then began to bump and grind with his hands on his head.
Got them all hot and distracted.
Meanwhile , I , Luscious Luigi , was hiding under the ring all along.
And just when the timing is perfect, I snuck into the ring and konked Torrie over the head with my guitar ….
Just like Jeff Jarrett !!!
Trish then rushed to the aid of her fallen partner and was frantically trying to revive her.
Cheecho crawled behind Trish and applied his signature move !!!
It’s called "Sleep With The Fishes"
He sang in her ear the words to Mario Lanza’s “ Be My Love”
Trish of course dozed off from sheer Boredom
Page came back into the ring.
Cheecho got on top of Trish and Page Counted
1 ....
2 ...........
3 !!!!!!!!!
And it was ALL OVER … we won the Match and The Title.
The crowd went crazy !!
And a Cat Fight broke out !
Hours after all the bedlem had calmed down , Torrie was still suffering the effects of my Guitar Shot and wound up spending the rest of the night shacked up with Cheecho’s cousin Sal
The first defense of our title will be at Wrestlemania 22
April 2 , 2006
Chicago , Illinois
And our opponents will be ….
They’re undecided as of now but Cheech and I are negotiating for 2 Midgets , 3 Dental Hygienists and a Swedish Acrobat named Fronzie
WE TAKE ON ALL COMERS !!!!!
********************************************
So
Without Further Ado ...
CHEECHO AND I ARE NOW THE NEW WWE WORLD WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT INTER GENDER TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS !!!
That’s right you heard me you pencil neck geeks … we only wrestle women … that’s in case you don’t know what INTERGENGER means.
We won the title last Saturday night at The TD Waterhouse Centre in Orlando … IN SPECTACULAR FASHON
AND FROM NOW ON WE WOULD LIKE TO BE ADDRESSED BY OUR NEW NAMES
Handsome Cheecho
And Luscious Luigi
Our tag team name is THE SICILIANS
YOU'D BETTER REMEMBER THAT NAME
CAUSE WE'RE GONNA MAKE TAG TEAM HISTORY
HERE WE ARE … RIGHT HERE BABY
WE HAVE THE MUSCLES THAT WOMEN LOVE AND MEN FEAR ( And I look a lot like Frank Zappa )
WE’RE ROUGH !!!
WE’RE TOUGH !!!
We’re a little flatulant too and that’s because we like to eat pasta fazool as our pre fight meal … but … never mind … that’s beside the point …
You want tough ? I’ll show you tough !!!
Here we are shaking down some ring announcer …
AND NOW
Our Manager … who came out of retirement just to be in our corner … the maker of champions … The Guiding Light … hailing from White Plains , New York ….
None other than ….
Captain Louis Albano
OUR OPPONENTS WERE
TRISH STRATUS !!!!
AND TORRIE WILSON !!!!
It was One Fall to a positive finish.
No holds barred
No disqualification
With Special Guest Referee ….
None other than DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE !!!
With a very special appearance by Kimberly , The Diamond Doll
Here’s Page , using his patented “ Diamond Cutter “ on an Insurance Salesman
HOW WE WON THE TITLE …
Captain Lou had devised a special plan for us which he guaranteed couldn’t lose.
The Girls got in the ring first … and tits were gigglin all over the place
After a minute or 2 , Cheecho entered the ring ...by himself !!!
He told Page and the Ladies that my flight had been delayed
Page went to the announcer’s desk to explain the situation
Cheecho made small talk with Torrie and Trish … winked at them … licked his eyebrows … I’m tellin’ ya , he was smoother than olive oil …
Cheecho then began to bump and grind with his hands on his head.
Got them all hot and distracted.
Meanwhile , I , Luscious Luigi , was hiding under the ring all along.
And just when the timing is perfect, I snuck into the ring and konked Torrie over the head with my guitar ….
Just like Jeff Jarrett !!!
Trish then rushed to the aid of her fallen partner and was frantically trying to revive her.
Cheecho crawled behind Trish and applied his signature move !!!
It’s called "Sleep With The Fishes"
He sang in her ear the words to Mario Lanza’s “ Be My Love”
Trish of course dozed off from sheer Boredom
Page came back into the ring.
Cheecho got on top of Trish and Page Counted
1 ....
2 ...........
3 !!!!!!!!!
And it was ALL OVER … we won the Match and The Title.
The crowd went crazy !!
And a Cat Fight broke out !
Hours after all the bedlem had calmed down , Torrie was still suffering the effects of my Guitar Shot and wound up spending the rest of the night shacked up with Cheecho’s cousin Sal
The first defense of our title will be at Wrestlemania 22
April 2 , 2006
Chicago , Illinois
And our opponents will be ….
They’re undecided as of now but Cheech and I are negotiating for 2 Midgets , 3 Dental Hygienists and a Swedish Acrobat named Fronzie
WE TAKE ON ALL COMERS !!!!!
********************************************
Handsome Cheecho and Luscious Luigi 
U-C-O-N-N = Uconn! Uconn! Uconn!
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