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Do you like ASB24 around here???
Personally, I do.... but recently we were discussing it and she told me that she would like to just be treated as "one of the guys" on this forum. SO THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE'LL DO!
This thread is dedicated to ASB24 (of course)....
For the entire day..... post your best joke(s) in here: THE ONLY RULE is you must change the names of the characters in the story to ASB24 and "Benny", the QB for Tittsburgh.... I mean Pittsburgh.
~~~ Tigger
I'll start it off:
The year is 2045, and un-able to take care of herself anymore... ASB24 decides that it is time to check into a nursing home to live out the rest of her days. She is a little hesitant when she first gets there, but is soon confronted by a quite handsome and scrapping old fellow, Benny. These two build a relationship spend quite some time building a relationship. They develop meeting spots where they then share personal information about each other and the experiences they've gone through in their lifetimes.
Thinking they had something very special, one day ASB24 is sitting on the bench by the pond (where they always met after lunch) and Benny never shows up. She starts to think something is wrong and goes to check on him. On her way back to his room, she runs across Benny sitting with DCCougar out back by the swimming pool. Benny has a blanket pulled over his lap and DC's hand on his leg (it appears). This frustrates ASB to no end and she storms over to the two.
"After all we've been through together and you go off and find another woman? I thought we had something special.... I can't believe that you left me waiting on the bench today while you were back here with... with... HER! Come on... what can she offer you? What does she have that I don't have?" With a big smile on his face Benny simply replies, "Parkinson's".
This thread is dedicated to ASB24 (of course)....
For the entire day..... post your best joke(s) in here: THE ONLY RULE is you must change the names of the characters in the story to ASB24 and "Benny", the QB for Tittsburgh.... I mean Pittsburgh.
~~~ Tigger
I'll start it off:
The year is 2045, and un-able to take care of herself anymore... ASB24 decides that it is time to check into a nursing home to live out the rest of her days. She is a little hesitant when she first gets there, but is soon confronted by a quite handsome and scrapping old fellow, Benny. These two build a relationship spend quite some time building a relationship. They develop meeting spots where they then share personal information about each other and the experiences they've gone through in their lifetimes.
Thinking they had something very special, one day ASB24 is sitting on the bench by the pond (where they always met after lunch) and Benny never shows up. She starts to think something is wrong and goes to check on him. On her way back to his room, she runs across Benny sitting with DCCougar out back by the swimming pool. Benny has a blanket pulled over his lap and DC's hand on his leg (it appears). This frustrates ASB to no end and she storms over to the two.
"After all we've been through together and you go off and find another woman? I thought we had something special.... I can't believe that you left me waiting on the bench today while you were back here with... with... HER! Come on... what can she offer you? What does she have that I don't have?" With a big smile on his face Benny simply replies, "Parkinson's".
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