COVERBOY VS. SPARK .... Honeymooners Contest

[Spark]

hahaha I love ya man ... I have tears from lmfao ... do you want the answer???

[Spark]

Ralph says ... The only way to make money is to let them in for free and charge them to get out


hahahaha what a line

[CoverBoy]

We're on the honor system and I'm stumped with what you're looking for .

Oh wait ... it's a funny line ... gimme some time Spark ... I wont look it up I promise you . If I cant think of it today I'll surrender the Question.

Oh Sonny Boy wait til you get a load of your Round 5 Question.

Bang Zoooooooom !! lol

Be back ASAP

[CoverBoy]

lolololololololo you beat me to it .

I remember that ... NOW lol

you got me Buddy.

You ready for Round 5 ?

[Spark]

Shyt pal .. I just gave it to you ... damn .. You should have asked me for more time .. sorry

[Spark]

Bring it dude ...

[CoverBoy]

Round 5 .... 10 Questions at 1 Pernt each

This series of Questions pertains to the episode when Ralph accidentally bumps into his high school rival who once was Alice’s boyfriend. Because of silly pride , they both lie and brag about how well they are doing and eventually place themselves in a very funny and embarrasing predicament.

1) What’s the name of Ralph’s rival ?

2) What business does he say he own ?

3) In what 2 cities is the business located ?

4) Tell me the poem that he wrote in Ralph’s High School Yearbook. ( try to get all the words right )

5) What’s the name of the business that Ralph says he’s the president of ?

6) What’s the name of the expensive restaurant that they and their wives will go to ?

7) Ralph doesn’t want to go … ( we know it’s because he couldn’t afford it … but he gives Alice another reason .. that we was suspicious of the food there ) Why did he have doubts about the food ?

8) What restaurant did Ralph suggest that they go instead ?

9) If Alice agreed to go where Ralph wanted to … what did Ralph promise to order ?

10) At the end of the episode they all have a good laugh when they confess to what they really do for a living … What is his rival’s real job ?

Good Luck , Pal

[Spark]

hahahahahaha You are going goofy now ... This is great ... see ya in about a month ...

[CoverBoy]

No way - you have 13 minutes to answer - just like I had .

hahahahahahahahahahahaa

I got guys here who unloaded on me at +600 ... so shake your ass !!!

Just kiddin Pal

Take a while to " drink it all up " ... " it's like seeing Boulder Dam for the first time " lololol

[Spark]

13 minutes??? I gave you a full day and then you said you ....You got me Pal...

hahaha I have most of these ... I will get you an answer no later than tomorrow ...

Boulder Damn, haha How about that outfit he was wearing??? haha

[CoverBoy]

Sorry Buddy I didnt see the Q until this morning ... anyway I didnt remember it .

I want to see your poem in question 4 it will be a pisser to read it . Take your time.

Youre the Best Pal

Sincerely,

Teddy Oberman

[CoverBoy]

Wait

Pal I just checked ... your Q was posted at 8:36 this morning ... lol I didn't have a day to think of it ... I had a mere bag of shells .

And you call me mean ? Ta hahahahahahaha that's a laugh.

You're a meanie

A loveable meanie but a meanine just the same. lololololol

Yours Truly,

Carlos Sanchez ... King of The Momba

[Tigger]

Scoring Update:

Top of the 5th:
Spark's leading 15 to 9 over Coverboy

~~~ Tigger

[CoverBoy]

Tigger

Spark is not answering the bell for the 5th round . Check his corner to see if there is an injury.

LOL

-cb

[Tigger]

Timeout on the field for further review........

Being the good sport that Neil is and due to his concern for his buddy Spark, I decided it’d be a good idea to give Spark a call today and find out what has been going on in his neck of the woods and exactly why he hasn’t stepped up to the plate in the Top of the 5th here and answered Neil’s 10 question marathon (of course, worth 1 pernt each).


Well, Spark’s story went a little something like this………….

Spark saw the video posted by Monte here at BC http://www.big-boys.com/articles/keyra.html, and thought that he recognized that tight ass from down the street, so he decided to give her a call and have her over for a spot of tea after lunch to get a better assessment of the goods. One thing led to another and before you know it, Spark was standing on the sofa, one foot on the arm; the other on the back just going to town, knocking it out. To make a long story short, he is about to unload when he spots Big Mike out of the corner of his eye in the reflection of the bathroom mirror with a camera. Spark being the quick thinker that he is decides this is a great opportunity for him to give something back to the site and take his photo for his secret edition of the “Guess the Member” thread. This is where it went wrong… while making the proper adjustments, so that Big Mike could get his good side in his most famous pose, Spark loses his footing, OFF THE BACK OF THE SOFA, blowing out his left hip. Needless to say, he had to finish the job on his back, but he has informed me that he should make a full recovery within the next 12 – 14 hours and will be rejuvenated to go on with the Honeymooners contest.


After further reviewing the tape (provided of course by BigMike) the play stands as called; Spark will be charged his first timeout!

~~~ Tigger