Originally posted by fleetfox
Greath Truths about Growing old
1. Growing old is mandatoruy, growing up is optional
2. Forget the health foods, I need all the preservatives I can get
3. When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you are down there
4. You are getting old when yo get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you used to get from a roller coaster.
5. It is frustrating when you know all the answers, but no one bothers to ask you the questions
6. Time is a great healer but a lousy beauticain
7 Wisdom comes with age, but some times age comes alone
Success
At age 4 success is.......not peeing in you pants
At age 12 success is.....having friends
At age 16 success is.....having a drivers liscense
At age 20 success is.....having sex
At age 35 success is.....having money
At age 50 success is.....having money
At age 60 success is.....having sex
At age 70 success is.....having a drivers liscense
At age 75 success is.....having friends
At age 80 success is.....not peeing in you pants
Greath Truths about Growing old
1. Growing old is mandatoruy, growing up is optional
2. Forget the health foods, I need all the preservatives I can get
3. When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you are down there
4. You are getting old when yo get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you used to get from a roller coaster.
5. It is frustrating when you know all the answers, but no one bothers to ask you the questions
6. Time is a great healer but a lousy beauticain
7 Wisdom comes with age, but some times age comes alone
Success
At age 4 success is.......not peeing in you pants
At age 12 success is.....having friends
At age 16 success is.....having a drivers liscense
At age 20 success is.....having sex
At age 35 success is.....having money
At age 50 success is.....having money
At age 60 success is.....having sex
At age 70 success is.....having a drivers liscense
At age 75 success is.....having friends
At age 80 success is.....not peeing in you pants



Fleet that is some funny stuff
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